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@hankinator_ I saw this and thought “aw dog, cute” then saw the dude rowing with a hockey stick and thought “oh shit, is that henry??” https://t.co/a9HFWXkcGC

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@dendro @bittelmethis @MyFrogCroaked Not gonna lie, I wondered the same thing of banana bread I made from fermented-smelling bananas.

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The devil made web ads https://t.co/NEan6EU8av

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Secretary of State Anthony Blinken is my favorite joke this year.

A. Blinken. Did you say “Abe Lincoln?”No, I said “A. Blinken.”

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@dharden sliding 👏 doors 👏

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@TinaoftheSu Dogs love it under there and Momo is no exception 😊

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@jaimeejaimee I’m thinking Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas vibes! 😜

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@jaimeejaimee On acid.

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@jaimeejaimee A desert sunset scene that includes the deathproof Tesla

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My favorite plot line of 2020!

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Four Seasons Total Landscaping: Film to be made of famed press conference https://t.co/8qq1zA74Wu

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@meStevo Gah. I hate accidentally buying chicken wings when I’m on my period.

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@ladymapiva @WestWingWeekly @ABlinken My exact first thought.

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@ChrisEvans I keep thinking about this joke and laughing. Four Seasons Total Landscaping is the funniest plot line of this entire year.

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Not gonna lie... I feel great today. What a great week. And it’s only Monday. 🇺🇸

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Why didn’t they have the press conference in *front* of Four Seasons Total Landscaping? It looks nice and... totally landscaped.

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pick up phone, look at news, blood pressure elevates, put down phone, close eyes, breathe, repeat.

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@jimmyjacobson For a moment I thought your hair has grown crazy clown wild.

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@meyerweb So you’re saying an asteroid will pass close to Earth?

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Milo. He’s the butterfly king. Has ruled benevolently in this garden for many years. 14/10 (IG: milo_the_toller)

[Cobra Commander @CobraCommander]

There is nobody more Patriotic than me, your favorite Commander!