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Pharmacist and Pun Lover

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@NoContextHumans

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Pharmacist here. Seeing multiple media reports on @TigerWoods’ crash highlight hydrocodone found, but omit a key detail from the affidavit: “extremely dilated pupils.” That finding is not consistent with opioid intoxication (which causes pinpoint pupils).

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@ABC7 Pharmacist here. Report says his pupils were “extremely dilated.” Opioid intoxication causes pinpoint pupils, not dilation. That finding doesn’t support opioid impairment.

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@nypost Pharmacist here. Martin County Sheriff's deputy Tatiana Levenar noted in the arrest affidavit that his “pupils were extremely dilated”. If he was under the influence of opioids, it would have been the complete opposite, pupil constriction.

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@volcaholic1 It’s Fyre Festival now

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@Tatums0Burner More like:

Game 1: Celtics
Game 2: Mavs
Game 3: Celtics
Game 4: Celtics
Game 5: Celtics

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@Patriots

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@millermoss7 Killed it today bro ✌🏼congrats

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@ElijahNewby5 @uscfb Excited to have you bro. Fight on!

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@ya_boitamzz @PatsBuzz Rookie Brenden Schooler recovered a muffed punt, got excited and thought it was a nice gesture to give to bill loll

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@PopCrave He is Him

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@Celtics_Junkies 9-1

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@Drake x KAWS 🔥

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@GGtomahawk91 @oliviaasho @nocontextfooty Bowling

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@crazyclipsonly Nun ya business

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@crazyclipsonly See you later escalator

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@TomBrady @MrBeast Bro I didn’t know you were that tall damn!

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@RealSkipBayless Can’t even admit that you’re wrong for this

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@RealSkipBayless Delete this

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@AdamSchefter Something to consider for the CBA: Give players/teams an option to give a % of the fine to a charity of their choice and the rest to the NFL Foundation 🤷🏻‍♂️.