My dad just sent me on a sidequest to get this regional Chinese herb that he only knows how to say in a specific Chinese dialect and it felt like I was in a Wuxia novel going through the sects trying to find the 400 year old ginseng root
I say no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gas