Teffy

esteemed cultural critic | alt @ritsustan | pfp @Ixy

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graduated today #fazeup

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can i just say missed opportunity during the magixx 1v4 to drop a line like “the butcher is in the market” or some shit like that

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get karrigan on the pitch

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watching soccer and every time they pass the ball across the field i’m like “oh they’re pulling rotations”

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i fucking guess so.

[actual heathcliff comics @RealHeathcliffs]

13 Jun 2026

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valorant is like chess because the pieces all do different things to each other. counter strike, therefore, is like checkers

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you need to leave comments in your code so the compiler knows what each part is supposed to do

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the direct was bad. sorry!

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@thissonicgamer i don’t believe you.

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i like how each arrow is double sided bc it implies that 76 is as funny as 67 or that the twin towers were hit on both 9/11 and 11/9

[Quantavius Nutsack @dirtyharrypussy]

Was told there wasn’t a dress code at work but got sent home for expressing myself? Unbelievable.

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babe let’s 96 tonight. wdym “i don’t know what that is”, it’s clearly explained by my shirt

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6 should be a source and 11 should be a sink we need to teach the kids graph theory

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How do I strum? I have never touched a guitar before!

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not every website needs a chatbot man

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get a load of this fucking guy

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happy pride month gamers.

i figured today would be as good a time as any to finally, after a long period of growth, reflection, and self-discovery, fully embrace my queerness as a part of my identity and, for the first time, say openly that i'm pan.

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canadians be like “dude i saw geese the other day”

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i’ve actually completely changed my mind on this after seeing this post. smash is not in fact a fighting game, it is very clearly a pushing game

[PAR | Lord Knight 🐎☁ @LordKnightBB]

we call smash many things but a pushing game is NOT one of them

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talk about nominanti... nomimantiv.... uhh, moninative... fuck, how do you spell it again? nonimative..... determsim? deternimsim? gh... determisnim...
fuck... im such a fucking failure man.....

[SQUASH B’GOSH @otherjrobbins]

Just learned that Bob Seger’s sax man was named Alto Reed

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first thing i thought of when i saw this panel

[cash @cash__browns]

Nancy 5/10/26

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@fujoshi_slayer i know many foids