TeflonLaw

+aura,hmmm and more are me.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo on possible retirement from international football: “I no longer make my decisions, or at least I no longer make many of them, while under emotional influence”.

“We will see after the World Cup”.

[Reuters @Reuters]

US military is now moving to dismantle Iran's missile production, White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt said, adding that B-2 bombers have recently dropped 2,000-pound bombs on what she described as deeply buried missile sites https://t.co/5B9gnVEolA

[TeflonLaw @teflonLAW]

@_mssnexxy The usual suspect

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@symply_kimm What does Ceec vs Alex and Phyna vs Beauty beefs have in common? Alex and Phyna both f*ck!d their opps love interest! So the beef is DEEP!!!

[TeflonLaw @teflonLAW]

@Babyyblog @BBNaija Dis dem gurls go soon r*p* bright

[TeflonLaw @teflonLAW]

@poshsypce22 Jason… go and meet Bright for advice ooo #BBNaija

[TeflonLaw @teflonLAW]

@AssistantEbukaa Hell knows no fury like a woman s... #BBNaija

[Feji Iyeke YMG @iyekefejiymg]

If you had ₦5m in January and threw it inside Mutual Benefits…

Today you’d be too rich to be arguing on Twitter.

Current value: ₦31.5m.
Na who no invest dey shout “Nigeria hard” pass.

[Today in History @TodayinHistory]

Today in 1945, George Orwell published a devastating critique of Communism.

Animal Farm reveals why every communist revolution follows the same tragic pattern: liberation to corruption to oppression.

Here are 10 truths from Animal Farm Orwell warned us never to forget 🧵👇🏼

[Reno Omokri @renoomokri]

Water has no colour. Water has no taste. Water has no shape. Water is invisible, Yet it is vital to life because water quenches thirst. As a woman, learn from that. At his core, every man has a thirst to be respected. He needs to feel important. That is why God gave him an ego. So, no matter your colour, shape or taste in the other room, if you do not give him that invisible thing called respect, that relationship will likely collapse. When you see a rich and powerful man with a woman who is not so colourful or shapely or tasteful, she did not bewitch him or use juju. When you see the wife allegedly controlling the husband, it is not witchcraft. She has used respect to conquer him. Once you give a man dominion in his home, he will give you dominion over his finances.

#RenosNuggets

[AFP News Agency @AFP]

#UPDATE US President Joe Biden on Saturday underscored Palestinians' "right to dignity and self-determination" while also condemning Hamas in a phone call with Palestinian leader Mahmud Abbas.
"Hamas does not stand for the Palestinian people's right to dignity and self-determination," Biden told Abbas, according to a White House statement about the conversation between the two leaders, in which Biden also pledged "full support" to the Palestinian Authority.

[TeflonLaw @teflonLAW]

@dalnosk @BabatundeAshaye @renoomokri He is Igbo from Delta state. Igbos are not restricted to the mainland only; we have them in Delta, Rivers, Benue and Bonny Island. So yes, he is a proud Igbo man. He never denied it.

[TeflonLaw @teflonLAW]

Ceec don stress tolanibaj oooo...

#BBNaija

[TeflonLaw @teflonLAW]

Nina and Ilebaye are the most bullied house mates EVER!

#BBNaijaAllStars

[TeflonLaw @teflonLAW]

BB Allstar is the most toxic BBN ever followed by Double Wahala.

#BBNaijaAllStar

[TeflonLaw @teflonLAW]

Tolanibaj does not just like ceec!

#bbnaijaAllstars

[TeflonLaw @teflonLAW]

Why is ceec overly happy tonight?

#BBNaija

[TeflonLaw @teflonLAW]

Whitemoney: does ceec know how many people are on my payroll

Ceec watch yourself he can afford you.

#BBNaijaAllStars #BBNaija

[Reno Omokri @renoomokri]

If you watch James Bond movies, he always defeats the bad guys based on what they told him about themselves when they thought he was finished. That was art imitating life. Never reveal secrets that can destroy you to anyone, even if you think they are defeated and powerless to harm you. As long as a spark remains, it can be fanned into a flame that can destroy you. Keep intimate details of yourself to yourself, or they will be used to intimidate you.

#RenosNuggets #FreeLeahSharibu

[Reno Omokri @renoomokri]

Sometimes just surprise your ‘friends’ by asking them for a favour you don’t need. Their response will give you the answer that you need. Don’t wait until you have a genuine emergency before realising that all the flowers you have been watering are long since dead!

#RenosNuggets