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[Junkee Brewster @JunkeeBrewster]

Friend 1: I got promoted!
Friend 2: I got engaged!
Friend 3: I’m pregnant!

Me: you wanna see my rehab graduation certificate?

[Bananas On Opanas @bananasonopanas]

Sorry I ghosted you for two months lol I od'ed in McDonald's bathroom and went to rehab. Wyd tonight tho

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And I’m done with my 4 am rant thanks see you in another two months Twitter 😊

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But bring on the tik toks cuz those shits are funny as hell

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I mean hey, what do I know. I’m just trying to keep the peace and not get fucking high lol

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Grateful for the health care, grocery store employees for real, but let’s not complain that ppl who lost there jobs and had no control over it are getting this money

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Like yes, it’s nice we’re getting compensated for us who have no jobs. But stop bragging cuz not everyone is getting money and people are still risking lives going to work. Can we all just keep the peace

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Yooo im so sick of social media. All it is is ppl bragging about all the money there getting or the ppl still working complaining ppl are getting money to survive or dumb ass politics. Like yo let’s chill and try n stay safe. Keep SM fun pls not torturous

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@AnalieseTate I was thinking Kasey but then I was like ughhh idk!!

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@AnalieseTate Stared at this for a solid 10 min and can’t figure it out 😭

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Man, I really wish I hated you

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@tanamongeau Me please I’m barely getting by. I live on my own and have to go into my hard earned savings that I was saving for school and a new car!! But now I’m using it for food and to keep a roof over my head $teghanb73

[Junkee Brewster @JunkeeBrewster]

you coulda had a bad bitch
noncommittal
give your kid amphetamines
just a little

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I think somethings fucking wrong with me

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@evcast1017

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Happy birthday to my favorite human being @evcast1017 💘☺️

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it’s true, only the good die young

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Trying to move out and it’s really fucking me that I have a record

[Bananas On Opanas @bananasonopanas]

If I send you a message this long asking for money you can guarantee I am using drugs again.

[Morgan McCarthy Walsh @moooogz]

I used to run the streets of East Stroudsburg half naked in 0 degree weather, but now I’m bringing sweaters to restaurants “incase i get cold” what the FCK happened 2 me