white tea

she/her. bee enthusiast. Arya Stark shill. shark connoisseur. colossal moron. chaotic good. other 1/2 host of @psychchannelpod

[white tea @tegusus]

Them: describe yourself in three words or less
Me:

[Sole Woyinka @_littlehuman_]

How many chefs do you think were wrongfully executed in the medieval times because the King’s food tester had a food allergy?

[holden m. accountable @noahpasaran]

it would suck to live in Ancient Greece. you’re making a smoothie at Greek Jamba Juice and a customer goes “you’re so good at making smoothies! perhaps even better than the gods” and suddenly Opora, the goddess of fruit harvests, has turned you into a mango

[white tea @tegusus]

brb crying over winnie the pooh

[white tea @tegusus]

blogs are to women as podcasts are to men

[white tea @tegusus]

if given the opportunity, I will certainly drink maple syrup straight from the bottle

[white tea @tegusus]

who else gets upset when they see a bad review for something they really liked?

[white tea @tegusus]

I’d way rather lie than have people think I’m wrong lol

[white tea @tegusus]

who else’s joints get all screwy in the winter??? I thought this only happened to 1000 year olds

[white tea @tegusus]

goin on a trip in my favorite chocolate chip

[National Geographic @NatGeo]

🦈 This #SharkAwarenessDay, join us in dispelling myths and showing some love for these ancient creatures.

#SharkFest continues on @natgeotv and is streaming on @disneyplus and @hulu

[white tea @tegusus]

“Her pussy gave him vertigo”

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👀👀👀

[white tea @tegusus]

✨Starting a GoFundMe to as*ass*n*te everyone on the S*preme Co*rt ✨

[white tea @tegusus]

A Pontiac Vibe might be the least vibin car on the roads

[white tea @tegusus]

i’m hungry but my tummy hurts

[white tea @tegusus]

@EdenBug godspeed joben

[white tea @tegusus]

canceling therapy appointment bc the people on the bachelor are crazier than me

[white tea @tegusus]

why does the GOP still allow men? isn’t it the Girls Only Party?