Patrick Bateman

Fictional. Wealthy and materialistic.

[Patrick Bateman @tehSPQR]

Nobody's perfect.

[Patrick Bateman @tehSPQR]

He is about to become a superstar at Newcastle.

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Checking in at St. James' Park 🇧🇦

[Patrick Bateman @tehSPQR]

@UtdXclusive @MUFCDarren_ It's more about the thing after - he didn't even went for the ball properly, just gave up on it.

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@GunnerPuls Typical Arsenal delusion putting themselves ofer AC Milan. Clueless group of fans.

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One of my favourite players - would be amazing if true.

[Jo central @Jocentral1]

🚨 BREAKING:
Manchester United have turned to PSG's Nuno Mendes after Alejandro Balde decided to stay at Barcelona.

Mendes is keen on the move and personal terms are not expected to be a problem, but PSG are reluctant to let one of their top players leave.

(@FabrizioRomano)

[Patrick Bateman @tehSPQR]

This is what I love about him - he just doesn't give a f he just wants to score.

[SimplyUtd @SimplyUtd]

🚨 “Marcus Rashford wore number 9, a signifier of his regained status at the club.

“Benjamin Sesko might have been viewed as the natural successor for that number, with Hojlund’s permanent exit.

“And this was discussed, he preferred to keep his No 30.”

[@lauriewhitwell]

[Patrick Bateman @tehSPQR]

@AstonVilla I'm sorry to ask but why he looks afraid to touch him?! lol

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@schrutelad The way Arteta says 'Manajer' ... jesus you live in england for 30 years pronounce the word properly, moron.

[Patrick Bateman @tehSPQR]

@utdscope 'What?!' lol

[Patrick Bateman @tehSPQR]

That 20fps on the PS5 when driving the jetski are going to hit hard lol

[O mundo é perfeito, você não. @mundoperfeitox]

Se for confirmado que essa game play é realmente o GTA VI, eu vou vender minha casa, meu carro, minha mulher e meus filhos pra comprar o jogo se precisar.

[Patrick Bateman @tehSPQR]

@Ultra_gett Calm down he scored 1 goal lmao

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@premierleague https://t.co/i0qCWKpep1

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@ChampionsLeague https://t.co/i0qCWKpep1

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@Web3worrio1 That is not him lol

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@TheUnitedExtra https://t.co/i0qCWKpep1

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@DeadlineDayLive https://t.co/i0qCWKpep1

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@FabrizioRomano https://t.co/i0qCWKpep1

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@UtdXclusive https://t.co/i0qCWKpep1

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@utdreport https://t.co/i0qCWKpep1

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@centregoals @sachatavolieri https://t.co/i0qCWKpep1

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@FabrizioRomano https://t.co/i0qCWKpep1