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estranged uncle.

[Patrick Star @PatrickLaugh]

People who think I care about what they have to say

[Patrick Star @PatrickLaugh]

No Microsoft Word, I did not spell my last name wrong. You're just dumb.

[Patrick Star @PatrickLaugh]

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia = Fear of long words.

[Patrick Star @PatrickLaugh]

No, I haven't met Mr. Right yet. But I have met Mr. Dumb, Mr. Know It All, and Mr. Who Doesn't Give A Fuck.

[No Slang September 🔜 @premiles_]

The original La “Boo Boo”

Pure class and nostalgia.

[flashback to getting head at a Halo 2 LAN party @GarlicCorgi]

Day of judgement, God is calling
On their knees, the war pigs crawling
Begging mercy for their sins
Obama laughing, spreads his wings
Oh lord, yeah!

[Actual Names @ActualNames1]

Trinidad Porno

Chile, Baptisms, 1585-1932

[HARVEYDENT @_HARVEY__DENT_]

When I took LSD as a teenager and broke out of my shell, I realized my life's purpose was collecting granular insights to enhance market penetration and strengthen brand equity in a crowded landscape

[stewieXonXcrack @tehevilstewie]

@Garmfield Happy birthday!

[♠️♥️A G E N T♦️♣️ @fertile_lover]

Man I had an awesome dream I was sucking on a beautiful titty. When I woke up I was sucking my own dick 😱

[CROSSOVER 2026 @CROSSOVER_GG]

BRACKET RESET

Congratularions Darkmatter (@tehevilstewie)
for winning #UNI2 at #CROSSOVER2024

What a nice tournament run
with a bracket reset in grand final
and a six wins in a row streak.

Second stream will come back.
Get ready for some #GBVSR action!

[I Love Christmas. @Paynuspain]

Interesting response but I’m sure a lot is going through his head right now

[I Love Christmas. @Paynuspain]

Dear Children at Shrek 5,

If you ask who any of the characters are, or speak during this movie i will politely ask you to get out.

Sincerely,
Someone who’s actually seen Shrek

[Cone @Lol8ball]

And you call it Analog Horror despite the fact that the effects are obviously digital?

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

‘I’ve somehow Outlived so many of my friends and people that were technically doing so much better than me…….. What’s the True Prize to this Game of Life?’

[stewieXonXcrack @tehevilstewie]

@onyxdood pretty good

[stewieXonXcrack @tehevilstewie]

@Garmfield Happy birthday!

[stewieXonXcrack @tehevilstewie]

@silenthooper Beer