John Pearce

Hovering between talentless idiot and some sort of neo-renaissance man, in whatever mode there is a beard of abnormal proportions

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@LordManley Many thanks

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@LordManley You could tweet it yourself

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@SimonWHill Maybe. Hope your lot start sorting things out a bit though, be good for you to stay up

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@SimonWHill yeah I know a bunch headed up early today. Hope it's a great match.

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@SimonWHill would have been nice, but we're still slowly making our way down south from the web conf. You going?

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@mattvahiboglu @markymarrow I didn't think I did but I currently have fewer knuckles

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@mattvahiboglu @markymarrow I just have the one, but my right hand definitely belongs to a far fatter weirder parallel dimension me

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UKRD web conf gets wet #webconf16

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@ntpopham Gauntlet II https://t.co/vrbDPfIEEn

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@LordManley I'm also quite sunburnt, it's a great combination

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@LordManley @mattvahiboglu chocking autocockit

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@LordManley @mattvahiboglu Do not disappear the keybeard.

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@Chris_Dugdale Do it for 30 minutes while breathing exclusively through your mouth. Then let me know about the looks you were getting :)

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@Chris_Dugdale apparently one physically cannot fully swallow with your teeth apart

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@Chris_Dugdale I think he's using it wrong, having watched the inventor's vid. You only get the drool if you're biting the mouthpiece

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@LordManley @Chris_Dugdale I want the moon on a stick

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@Chris_Dugdale here's the modded resp-o-rator thing https://t.co/i3HxsQtvgC

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@Chris_Dugdale Stop being so bloody sensible

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@Chris_Dugdale I do have a decent filtered mask which forms a reasonable seal (or actually it uses beard as a secondary filter)

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@Chris_Dugdale Yeah seen one of them modified to hold the saliva betterer