Kiloshifter

Engineer, Austinite, Mostly Functional Adult, Player of Blizzard Games, Learner of Portuguese. Profile Pic Courtesy of @tinyneenja He/Him/His

[Kiloshifter @tehmiles]

Testing something #AlligatorLoki

[Kiloshifter @tehmiles]

Due to multiple departures of key staff at @Blizzard_Ent I have lost all hype for Overwatch 2 and Diablo 4. That's just sad.

[Kiloshifter @tehmiles]

@markumansky Could the thing that synthesizes their food make a pipe?

[Kiloshifter @tehmiles]

People that enjoy playing brig pleading to @PlayOverwatch developers.

[Kiloshifter @tehmiles]

Sometimes I think about the electoral college and I get proper fucking salty. 🧂🧂🧂

[Kiloshifter @tehmiles]

TFW you're whistling what you think is a random tune for 5 minutes until you realize it's a song from an anime you haven't watched in 3+ years. In this case it was Bink's Sake from One Piece.

[Kiloshifter @tehmiles]

Congrats @JohnCornyn and @tedcruz today's Senate vote changed me from passive split ticket voter to signing up to volunteer for the @AndrewYang campaign in Texas.

[Kiloshifter @tehmiles]

I hit 30 and this exact thing happened to me. https://t.co/Tp9hgfmlCl @ThreePanelSoul @3PSboyd

[Kiloshifter @tehmiles]

My wife is officially a Legal Permanent Resident of MURICA!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🙌👏✨🎉🎊🎆

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘Sorry About The Tornado Or Whatever,’ Says Trump Wolfing Down Bowl Of Chili While Consoling El Paso Shooting Victim https://t.co/yHq9U4DLgP

[Heavenly RA 👑 @CrownLead3r]

No one:

Not an absolute single soul:

Black weebs:

[check latest tweet @Nargacutie]

all three of these assholes squat outside the local mini-mart and help old people carry groceries

[Team Ireland 🇮🇪 Celtic Wolfhounds @TeamIrelandOW]

@LAGladiators Psh, who needs winston when you have a DIVE REIN? From @TeamIrelandOW Trials player @Liam_OW #OWWC2019

[Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh]

Keanu Reeves is in a modern, relevant video game with a lot of popularity which means Keanu Reeves is now eligible to be

PUT

IN

SMASH

[Chuck Schumer @SenSchumer]

Why is @SenateMajLdr McConnell using his power to turn the Senate into a legislative graveyard?

❌ Protecting Health Care
❌ The Violence Against Women Act
❌ Voting and Democracy Reform
❌ Securing Our Elections from Foreign Interference

[Alice X. Zhang @alicexz]

Instead of my usual fanart in honor of last night's atrocious finale I present to you my series titled Artistic Renderings of #GameOfThrones Actors Valiantly Powering Through Interviews About Season 8

[Kiloshifter @tehmiles]

I can't decide if this is ingenious or the downfall of humanity.