Jax

[Liam Hackett MBE @LiamHALI]

The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

[KFC @kfc]

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[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

None of the five countries they filed a complaint against are China

[Nick Rose @ChillAnselmo]

When you asked your mom to stop at McDonald’s and she says “we have food at home” @NetHistorian

[Ben McDonald @Bmac0507]

reminder that AR-15s are banned from hunting bigger animals in some places because it’s not powerful enough

[Chris Ray Gun @ChrisRGun]

District 9 was such a great movie because it's about discrimination but it's also about humanoid insects which, lets be real, we would all discriminate against like even the kindest of us like lol get your roachy fuckin thorax the fuck outta my Dennys

[Tim Pool @Timcast]

Does anyone not hear the criticism being levied about exploiting her?

She directly criticized them using children for their gain, to appease themselves

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Trump White House Wins Emmy Award For Best Reality Show
https://t.co/POukXSxusS

[Donut Operator 🍩 @DonutOperator]

"why did the cop shoot him so many times"

[Noam Blum @neontaster]

The biggest argument against the electoral college is that I'm tired of hearing about every local cookout in fucking Iowa.

[Sean Agnew @seanagnew]

For those keeping score at home, we only have 18 months now.

[Rookie City Det. Sergeant @RookieCityCop]

Where I'm from, we spell that "R-A-P-E"

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Saudi Arabia Closes Down New Chick-Fil-A Location For Disappointing Lack Of Homophobia
https://t.co/0F0VORWFpC

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

We’re so screwed lol

[Donut Operator 🍩 @DonutOperator]

IT HAS BEGUN!
(watch till the end)

[Lila Rose @LilaGraceRose]

California cities will ban straws to save turtles, but we won’t ban abortions to save children.

[Jax @tehnorac]

@melissa_lbi @pgorski @TWPSchools Fahrenheit 451 is not an instruction manual.

[Navy Times @NavyTimes]

Coasties, you're not allowed to jump on the Michigan and beat on the hatch.