魔王

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[Unknown @_is_kunta]

VALENTINO is unbeatable when it’s come to colors layering

[魔王 @tehpengpapi]

like you’re such an awful person!

[魔王 @tehpengpapi]

the worst person i know is constantly tweeting about being a lover when it’s just not true…

[Christopher King @chr1st0pherk1ng]

One time at a sex party I walked up to this guy who was hooking up with someone else, and when he saw me he immediately dismounted and said to the other guy “ok you can go now” then grabbed me. I felt a little bad about it but it was also kinda the tea

[魔王 @tehpengpapi]

update

[魔王 @tehpengpapi]

i’m on sg porn twitter again and he has me blocked like… it’s cool… it’s fine yk

[renata ✶ @STARRYGL0W]

anaïs nin’s home in silver lake, california

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

One of the rarest animal sightings in the world: chirodectes maculatus, only seen once before

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

John and Yoko waiting for the maid to make the bed so they can continue protesting against the system. (1969)

[魔王 @tehpengpapi]

tokyo rabbit hutch…

[オルほん @orusonjin]

君だけのジェネレーターだよ、プリン

[#dan @dan_allegretto]

shocked that bieber is headlining coachella bc i thought we were all in the consensus that he was Too Molested to have such a large platform

[ʙᴜᴊᴜ @sham_exe]

this may just be the coolest shit i've ever seen in my life

[魔王 @tehpengpapi]

sex with friends is often the best sex

[Mizu 愛 @POISON18]

I’ve been reading The Ethical Slut and I think I’m going to change my stance on having sex with friends.

[(Comms open!!!) bagelmother🇺🇸❤️🇱🇧🇸🇩🇵🇸🇨🇩 @bagelmother1]

Russians really were onto something when they made Sasha a boy name

[Kairo @Kairo_Anatomika]

I saw a article on Taxidermy furniture, and was surprised that in all of the furniture made from alligator skin, the animal's cloaca (the anal/genital opening) was prominently featured.

I wondered if this was some sort furniture design norm and looked into it.

It turns out that all of these pieces are the works of a single artist. That simultaneously explains everything but also nothing at all.

[魔王 @tehpengpapi]

yeah no

[۟ @fortune__egg]

just get a mulberry alexa if you really want a satchel…

[🪐 𝐌𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐬 𓂀 @MetisOracle]

私がアメリカで滅多に外食しなくなった理由は、大したことのない料理とサービスに、20%以上のチップを税金のように徴収される文化が心底嫌いだから。

そもそもサーバーの時給が低いという法律上の問題のツケを客に回し、気に食わなければ客にこんなメモを返すとか、最低な文化だ。

チップを払わないなら料理ツバを吐いたり、客に嫌がらせをしてもいいという風潮も人間性も大嫌いだから、
私は毎年数回、飛行機に乗って、チップを払わなくても最高の料理に心温まる誠実な「おもてなし」がついてくる日本のレストランに行くのを楽しみにしています。

[Master Therion @Eschatology_666]

#魔法騎士レイアース
レイアース再アニメ化ということで、若い子は知らないだろう作画が凄まじすぎる当時のOPを。