One time at a sex party I walked up to this guy who was hooking up with someone else, and when he saw me he immediately dismounted and said to the other guy “ok you can go now” then grabbed me. I felt a little bad about it but it was also kinda the tea
I saw a article on Taxidermy furniture, and was surprised that in all of the furniture made from alligator skin, the animal's cloaca (the anal/genital opening) was prominently featured.
I wondered if this was some sort furniture design norm and looked into it.
It turns out that all of these pieces are the works of a single artist. That simultaneously explains everything but also nothing at all.