Caroline Sweeney

I mostly tweet about food, my daughters and what I'm watching on TV... I also craft... A LOT.

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@SocietyQueen999 Let's say hypothetically your kids weren't planned and you just wanted to make the best of things because you wanted to build a life with the other person.

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@RoyalMailHelp Someone already investigated this internally for me. The second my package was searched for yesterday it magically wound up on the next lorry to Sheffield and arrived this morning.

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@RoyalMailHelp claiming I could get my parcel today by 1pm when it's still over 4 hours away from my house is utterly wild.

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@anon_opin It's nothing to do with his acting ability. He's annoying good as The Little Brown Mouse. But he's an awful human being. Rude, entitled, patronising.

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@Nebjamin73 @ShouldHaveCat Some cars like people are also naturally on the chunky side. My eldest boy is always a bit beefier than desired but he gets regular bloodwork and is absolutely fit and healthy

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@EternalBacklog @NoContextBrits By our powers combine

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@qikipedia When dettol adverts talk about 99.99% of bacteria this is the 0.01%

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@crtrseba @morjman__ Having suffered from life threatening sleep deprivation, that's what it feels like

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@fesshole God this fess could have been posted by several people I know...

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@DebbieLouYams @sodiumlights @anon_opin Charles Dance nailed it ngl.

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@Bogofs @sodiumlights @anon_opin They cast Adora Belle too young. They should have had Tamzin Greig play her.

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@sodiumlights @anon_opin The animated versions of Soul Music and Weird Sisters were the best, Hogfather was the best of the live action ones.

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@anon_opin Twixtmas is an essential time for your liver to rest between Boxing Day and NYE.

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@SKNAX81 @anon_opin There is no concept of time, only old movies, sports on tv and cheese.

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@anon_opin Reminder that we've seen pubs into the 00s that didn't have ladies toilets. Some only have disabled toilets now because their average customer age is 81.

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@AmazonHelp It's fine. I'm letting t
It go this time because it's December and there's a huge storm going on all over the UK so they were probably running behind and panicked about losing their job.

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@MediumSizeMeech If your leg hair is translucent you're blonde. If it's dark you're brunette.

*drops mic*

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@Lovinthe808 @officialhambly It's a gift. That's like saying "you shouldn't buy anything for Christmas for anyone if you can't afford to buy it twice" I know I spend a lot of money on my dad, I definitely couldn't afford to buy his gift twice!