Election period is upon us. Crops failed and there is no maize. Walikula PESA za vaccines, ngombe ziko na magonjwa sasa hakuna maziwa pia. Yaani ni eggshell after eggshell. Itabidi tu awabembeleze.
Kikuyu’s getting accused for lack of development in other regions by politicians who got the funding but decided to chew it up. Uhh, kitaeleweka. If you are a voter and still don’t get it you are a fool too.
You accept your friends as they are so long as they are not evil. Men can fuck you well so you can go back as many times as possible till you get over it.
Oomf is now seeing some white dude. We are about to eat on the aaws on the travel vlogs. Acha aenjoy coz Kisii men almost took her to a mental institution.
Again, the brutality is the point. Believe your lying eyes. You can't afford what you used to, and you're pointed to a road being built and told the economy is working. You're abducted, or beaten, and told "si sorry bas, we have a good constitution". Goons roam the streets and you're told security starts with you. This is an argument between Kenya's past and its future.