Douglas

I like Skechers. I dislike printers & car guards.

[Bruno Faviero @Bfaviero]

Dont remember where I got this, but too good

[Douglas @tehtorq]

@cokeandcode Yeah I want to keep my finger near the bottom though so I can view all the amazing art work (love the reflection in water)

[Mads Brodt @madsbrodt]

Can't believe I didn't know this...

Mind = 🤯

[Alex Knapp @TheAlexKnapp]

The world's oldest living person was alive when the Wright Brothers flew at Kitty Hawk and when the first helicopter flew on Mars.

[Chris Paik @cpaik]

Team Fortress 2 hats walked so NFTs could run

[Waxy.org @waxy]

The Kilobyte's Gambit: can you beat 1,024 bytes of javascript? https://t.co/BcEUpfqdpr

[/dev/null 🐀 @agarwal_mohit]

@iamdevloper

[Douglas @tehtorq]

@ApolloNano nano_1oum3x9ka3tdzxmanxsx748efez3u7tdfu69ie5gji1b6g6xojttiuc8nzgr

[J:Hand @jasonhand]

~$ 2020 restart
~$ restart 2020
~$ 2020 restart -f
~$ sudo 2020 restart

🤔

~$ sudo kill -9 2020
~$ rm-rf ~/year/2020

I got nothin’...
Anyone have any ideas?

[Fermat's Library @fermatslibrary]

People born in 1980 are the only humans alive with the distinction of ever being x years old in the year x²: they will be 45 in the year 45² = 2025

[Douglas @tehtorq]

@aslamkhn Yeah.. it’s kind of like saying “I’m going to the Americas” or Eurasia 🥴

[Malcolm @malcolm7t9d]

@Magda_Wierzycka Great news would be SAA shutting down, being sold or otherwise not turned into a debt burden.

Having flight insurance back just means they can prolong the pain for us taxpayers for yet another year.
Stop supporting SAA start supporting south africans.

[Tank.Sinatra @GeorgeResch]

2050 is as far away as 1990

[jake likes onions @jakelikesonions]

Ye Olde Passworde

[PC Gamer @pcgamer]

30 years of PC gaming in 30 seconds.

[Aaron Patterson @tenderlove]

It's not a bug, it's just taking the code path less traveled

[David Winterbottom @codeinthehole]

On your first day at the new job, squash every commit from the repo into a single commit with message "Legacy code" and force-push to master.