MątċħaGreënTēi🍵

Gemini: 06/10 Born: Maryland ✈ Raised: ChitownMytown S2B: Ya favorite Intellectual Property Attorney 🧑🏽‍💼

[MątċħaGreënTēi🍵 @teibaggin_]

You not about make me feel bad that I don’t want you to ruin something that I’m eating after you said you don’t like it.

Why do you want to try it then? Like what

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

Texas Roadhouse has a group on Facebook with 400k members and they all agreed to spit in Black people’s food as a collective. DO NOT EAT THERE.

[BIGFATSHAWTY @BigFatShawty]

It’s actually the thigh

[MątċħaGreënTēi🍵 @teibaggin_]

This smell of peppermint tea makes my imaginary dick hard 🫦

[TMZ @TMZ]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Kanye West settles sexual assault lawsuit with ex-assistant.

Details: https://t.co/mxhSYkGXsO

[elijah @lousrequiem]

It’s a character and hyperbole.

[᧔𐓪᧓ @akthegemini]

if you eat bbq wings you’ll eat dead people

[Young Prince 👑🎤 @YoungPrince_]

Usher cool and everything but i don’t think i can ever forgive him for all that sashaying and gyrating he was doing when Jay Z brought him out . Heart of the city don’t call for all that Lmaoo

[FREE TAXSTONE! @Diamy_TV]

Jay is so fucking funny, y’all truly forgetting this is a Brooklyn Nigga. He loves all the fuck shit.😭😭😭😭😭

[MątċħaGreënTēi🍵 @teibaggin_]

Can’t nobody singing about fuckin on hoes or sliding on a opp quite like Nate Dogg.

[MątċħaGreënTēi🍵 @teibaggin_]

Idk what it is but being in New York just heals something in me.

[DogNinja @DogNinjaHHT]

I hope this angers the same crowd that was mad at Jay-Z for selling vinyls at target.

[DE'RON 🌞 @deronworld]

so many people are reporting about the cannes film festival and every time y’all pronounce cannes wrong, i can’t help but to think of toni and joan. some of y’all fresno’s be showing bad 😭

[MątċħaGreënTēi🍵 @teibaggin_]

🤣🤣🤣

[ѕσℓαηgє 🐝 @thatssoyoncee]

😭😭

[HOV_DID🐻 @_HOV_DID]

JAY-Z recreating all of his album covers in this Rhapsody commercial was so legendary🔥

[Spindia. @Voyage_To_India]

yall want me to believe this not a PONk?

[HOV_DID🐻 @_HOV_DID]

Jay-Z lets us know that he knows he's the best rapper alive 🔥🐐

[💎🍾 @TheRocSupremacy]

Hov fried multiple artists & their fanbases then had the most wholesome moment ever. 😂❤️

JAY-Z interacting with author/activist Salamishah Tillet’s kids at Roots Picnic.

[IChooseViolence @ourhermitage]

It took this Loctician 4 days and 4 bottles of CÉCRED to comb out Jay Z’s locs before the show.

https://t.co/sDwVz8Vhb4