Teika.

I’m sorry for what I said when I was hangry.

[Teika. @teikaschmidt]

Instant regret not going.

[Barstool Cincinnati @UCBarstool]

WELCOME BACK TO CAMPUS TRAVIS AND JASON KELCE🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Teika. @teikaschmidt]

If this is a hint that tswift is going to be in Cincy for homecoming, I will be UNWELL.

[Cincinnati Football @GoBearcatsFB]

𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝟔 𝐅𝐈𝐓: in our RED ERA 🔴
#Bearcats | @iconsolar

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

This is nuts. The NFL is simping for Taylor.

[Teika. @teikaschmidt]

@Hwill53 HAHAHA
at least you cute

[Teika. @teikaschmidt]

@Hwill53 I’m always cold and my kids meal was fantastic thank you very much.

[Falcon Football @FenwickFootball]

W 17-7! 3-0
#FINISH

[Teika. @teikaschmidt]

@Hwill53 @ me next time, bro. How rude to even tweet an opinion like that when you know it’s one of your wife’s favorite movies. WOW.

[Teika. @teikaschmidt]

Things no one prepares you for when entering parenthood:
The moment you have to pry your daughter out of the fridge because she doesn’t need anymore cheese for the day.

[Teika. @teikaschmidt]

Try to make a healthy meal for your toddler. 9/10 times I bet you land on a Kings Hawaiian Roll instead. 😅

[Teika. @teikaschmidt]

Mickey Mouse Clubhouse > Mickey Mouse Funhouse

[Teika. @teikaschmidt]

Also, while I’m here. Nothing is more hilarious than watching my toddler, who only has 6 teeth, aggressively shove food in her mouth and then figure out how to chew it.

[Teika. @teikaschmidt]

The people who are unaffected by seasonal depression are the ones who drove around with their car windows up this weekend.

[nascarcasm @nascarcasm]

Death, taxes, Cincinnati sports fans being disappointed, that parking spot you think is empty actually being occupied by a SmartCar, your Macbook software updating when you're on a deadline, and Hendrick Motorsports in #Daytona500 qualifying. #NASCAR

[Teika. @teikaschmidt]

Wordle 214 3/6

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[Teika. @teikaschmidt]

Ohio is one giant puddle right now.

[Teika. @teikaschmidt]

@Hwill53 @ me next time, bro.

[WHS Lady Spartans @WHSLadySpartans]

STATE CHAMPIONS!!! Tonight we made history with a 1-0 win! Thank you everyone for the support it’s been an amazing season! 🧡