steg ☿

inventor of rum and pineapple. tweets are not proofread

[steg ☿ @teinafets]

mentally i’m here

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bf said my p**** is like niagara falls on a sweet spring Sunday

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@jiggyjayy2 take this down i’m gonna cry

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when bojack realizes they were in the ICU … feeling #sad

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@butchbatnix @lieumle so this is actually normal

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need one of my single friends to try this hack

[pretty Ari🌹🎀 @ARIAREIGN180683]

I know this girl that had sex with 20 different guys in one month,had her pregnant friend pee on a pregnancy test. Then she texted all 20 guys a selfie with the pregnancy test saying she needed $ 550 for an abortion before it's too late

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when black velvet is playing at publix and i’m probably the only person in the store thinking about jujubee

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@joshischillin @Bcrbestans @RedMedia_us https://t.co/tFD8FKgM0d right so here she says it was not her personal security and she did not ask them to go up to the child so we’re making assumptions here

[chappell roan daily @dailyroan]

chappell roan via instagram stories.

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@dogwoodblooms can’t even say happy birthday to your mom without chatgpt 😔

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@aledeniz lol yea - my dad n his siblings are all named after their grandparents. and my dad's parents had a stillborn they named after my great uncle. my brother was then named after him and given my mom's dad's name as a middle name

they picked stefanie joy for me cause they liked it

[steg ☿ @teinafets]

I swear to god it’s always during the worst weeks of work that my bosses decide to have a luncheon

[steg ☿ @teinafets]

I miss my tues-sat 7-3

[☔ @Whotfismick]

what Shift would You Rather Work ?

7am-3pm
9am-5pm
3pm-11pm
11pm-7am

[steg ☿ @teinafets]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[Nanda @Maghapalgunit]

@ItsBeyondWisdom Virgo in the 1st house = overanalyzing yourself 24/7. How do I look? Did I say the right thing? Am I doing this perfectly? The self-critique never ends.

[steg ☿ @teinafets]

@KopEndStranger @_mjeku_ @xwanyex We have separate of church and state. You don’t have to get an abortion if it goes against your religion but you cannot hold the rest of the country to your religious standards. If the gov’t was trying to implement something based on the Islamic faith would you be against it?

[steg ☿ @teinafets]

update

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my new coworker is cute FUCKKK now I have to start looking cute every day ????????

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ok 2026 you win

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I am such a 7-11 girlie

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

gift wrapping ability gap relationship

[steg ☿ @teinafets]

everyone look how handsome my son is

[steg ☿ @teinafets]

@durcal_rock . the people are going to gather from all over the world for this

[steg ☿ @teinafets]

@durcal_rock . the people are going to gather from all over the world for this

[steg ☿ @teinafets]

@durcal_rock thank you so much