Maddie Teipner

she/her

[Maddie Teipner @teipner]

my mom does indeed use siri to turn her flashlight on/off

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

8 Signs You're Becoming Emotionally Healthier:

[Maddie Teipner @teipner]

@erindobs14 YEAHHH thaaaaatsss the reason😏😏😏😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😂😂😂

[Maddie Teipner @teipner]

just realized I am going to be 23 in a few months. shocked and disappointed.

[Maddie Teipner @teipner]

me when my dog starts to cry to go potty the second I get into bed for the night

[Maddie Teipner @teipner]

note to self: do not leave taco bell hot sauce in bottom of purse

[Maddie Teipner @teipner]

just hit a metal straw against my tooth and I saw my life flash before my eyes

[Maddie Teipner @teipner]

today, mid-tantrum, a 5 year old boy yelled to me “I can’t calm down!!!” why does he have a higher emotional intelligence than half the men I have spoken to?

[Maddie Teipner @teipner]

@madisonranta Of course it is, target simply does not miss!!

[Maddie Teipner @teipner]

my dogs face every time I try to have a conversation with her past 9pm

[Maddie Teipner @teipner]

Oh to be 15 making a vine and laughing so hard your can’t stand or speak

[alecia @AleciaHough]

"Whip" by Alecia and Maddie

[Maddie Teipner @teipner]

I do not feel like these preferences are mutually exclusive ¿ ? ¿ ?

[Maddie Teipner @teipner]

@brittkayte @FedorchakRachel ^^^^!!!!!!!!!!!

[Maddie Teipner @teipner]

@SamuelDobie I am obsessed with you!!!!!!!!

[Weijia Jiang @weijia]

Jury finds Derek Chauvin GUILTY of all charges in the murder of George Floyd.

[Sullivan Kulju @skulju22]

Well this is awkward...

[Maddie Teipner @teipner]

my professors trying to fix this shitshow of a semester like:

[Maddie Teipner @teipner]

he’s not wrong...