Harris Teitelbaum

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@SportsCenter Nice call

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I thought he preferred to make the hoagie in his mouth

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thEy HAvenT PLaYed a Real GOAliE @BizNasty2point0 @ryanwhitney6

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@zmc8110 Low key maybe high key

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@EReinsberg @scherrc226 The six always rides

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Mahomes first play of the 2H

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@JoshuaSchechte1 @hmsinger21 Explain how meat engulfed by bread is not a sandwich

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Insufficient fare. $2.75. DeBlasio.

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Hearing the subway approach and putting in that extra hustle down the stairs is what separates winners from losers. Nothing worse than a miss and spending 7 mins on the platform

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Turnstile locked. “Please swipe again at this turnstile” and the doors close in front of your eyes.

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@evan_keytie But NO ONE out pizzas the hut!

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@LeonRosen3 Brinks truck?

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Can’t believe he’s not wearing the duster.

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Mac and Chase Utley finally had their catch.

https://t.co/0r8wmWrSaU

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Trying to figure out how the #CWS2019 works

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@JoshuaSchechte1 Guuura-ta

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@JustinSchnell3 Don’t know shit about Danny Green but might just text you to say what up

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@nug_life21 You’re en fuego rolderson keep that mo up heading into MDW

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There’s constantly a stack of lightly worn shirts on my chair that I can’t fully commit to either folding back in the drawer or putting in the laundry.

99% of them end up in the laundry without another wear so it’s a pretty inefficient system.