Tejas

I'm just here to flip the bird.

[Brian @Bri_an2]

PLEASE HAVE A BRAIN TODAY
PLEASE HAVE A BRAIN TODAY
PLEASE HAVE A BRAIN TODAY
PLEASE HAVE A BRAIN TODAY

[𝔭𝔞𝔭𝔦𝔠𝔥𝔲𝔩𝔬! @UtdChulo]

“Yet to see a LIVERPOOL Defender be disgraced like this in the Premier League”

Meanwhile the best defender in Liverpool history:

[10 @Kylian]

Kylian Mbappé tries to calm down Vinicius Jr from trying to fight and then later joins himself. 😂

[Hip Hop By The Numbers @HipHopNumbers]

JID switches his flow 113 times on God Does Like Ugly

1 flow switch every 16.6 seconds

No-one flowing like JID

Top-tier technician

[Tejas @tej_ass]

@HasKM7scoredaFK

[Sofascore Football @Sofascore]

⚠️ | QUICK STAT

After 17 unsuccessful attempts throughout his career, in the 76th minute of #RealMadridLeganes Kylian Mbappé has scored his first-ever free kick goal! ⚽️

He's now on 33 goals for Real Madrid this season, the most by one Los Blancos player in a single campaign since Karim Benzema in 2021/22 (44).

[Dr Yash  @YashRMFC]

Jude's assist catalogue is just ridiculous

[Tejas @tej_ass]

@kanyewest Stfu already you're supposed to be a grown ass man tf is wrong with you Ye

[Metro Boomin @MetroBoomin]

My full name lol

[Metro Boomin @MetroBoomin]

only this nigga Abel could drop album of the year in January lmao

[Edwin @EdwinRMFC]

Feyenoord did the funniest thing instead

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Barca's man of the match against Benfica

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🗣️ Angelo Stiller: “No one can replace Toni Kroos. For me, he’s the best German player of all time.” @BILD

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

I’ve never heard it called that. Have I completely missed a piece of footballing parlance for 35 years?

[WolfRMFC @WolfRMFC]

I can’t stop watching this Rodrygo goal. This is pure cinema.

[🏳️ @Ge_woon]

You couldn’t beat him at 29
You couldn’t beat him at 33
You couldn’t beat him at 36
You couldn’t beat him at 37
EVEN AT 38 he still ran rings around your entire team.

But congrats on, after 260 tries, beating the 39-year old squad player version of him

[Shrek @Shrek]

MUSSSSTAAAAARRRRRRRDDDDD

[Mustard @mustard]

Omg lol

[Dissect Podcast @dissectpodcast]

🗣️ MUSTAAARRRRRRD