tejano

THE texas guy

[tejano @tejanotetra]

stick it to em is the political hawk tuah

[tejano @tejanotetra]

@jaypawz i do it for the thrill

[tejano @tejanotetra]

genius things happening with @daisvyzs

[tejano @tejanotetra]

@MakeThaTrapSayA lol we can hear the man's number
ik what yall are gonna do 👀

[tejano @tejanotetra]

im vewy sowwy… i will be sentenced to the “sorting things out” gc 😔

[(Parody) Rob Sand @PatriotSandUSA]

@tejanotetra TW: tweet stealing 😢

Tejanoself stole my tweet… this is very problematic. #cancel him twitter

[tejano @tejanotetra]

@PatriotSandUSA let it marinate for some time the likes will come in any second

[tejano @tejanotetra]

youtube has gotta stop recommending me videos with ai thumbnails. i can alr tell without clicking on them that the creator couldn’t care less bout their content

[tejano @tejanotetra]

@jaypawz my friend sent this to me one time and now i cant stop seeing it. IT NEEDS TO FUCKIN DIE OML

[tejano @tejanotetra]

"im breeding like 2 billion chicks"
-my partner while playing minecraft

[tejano @tejanotetra]

this is my new guy eric. hes a snail

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

As a gay black woman, I have always voted Democrat, but if they try and stop hard working Congressmen from insider trading, I will be voting straight Republican in November. They need to be able to buy groceries too.

[tejano @tejanotetra]

when u lowk kinda spend hours consuming every bit of content for a thing then ur like “waow this is great i wanna join the community!1!1” and then the only server is lowk 18 plus so u lowk die lowk

[tejano @tejanotetra]

furries are the last truly countercultural movement. emos goths punk (or the watered down modern equivalent of these things) wtv, i think theres a good amount of em who can get into normie parties. furries havnt been accepted into the culture framwork and are the true countrcultr

[J.J. McCullough @JJ_McCullough]

My take on “Jimothy” is that I have really grown to hate these “lol so quirky” millennial chungus names. It’s always like Gregtholomew or Bobington or whatever

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

RT if you’re on the left:

[tejano @tejanotetra]

@RoseAtNightfall well tbf its dan quayle, accurate if anything

[tejano @tejanotetra]

@AllStarP_ i cant believe people dont wanna vote in female schumer :(

[tejano @tejanotetra]

My politics in 4 counties 👀 (el paso, presidio, zavala, brooks)

[Jreg ⏪ @mc_swm]

Ideal woman:

-Double vagina

-BIG BIG BIG bazongas

-medium-sized tatas

-TINY boongowoongos

-microscopic inchywinchy

-67k followers across all platforms

-exotic pet (real or imagined) with the title “Mr.”

-homosexual male

-400 years old in the body of an 85 year old