Tejas

batten the hatches

[27. @dimvji]

all roads eventually lead back to the interests you had as a child

[Biff @biffredeemed]

The ROI on keeping your mouth shut is extremely high

[James @blonded2003_]

Estoy bajo muchas de las mismas condiciones que crearon a Hitler

[gel @ttpdfc]

jack off all trades masturbate to none

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

last stage of your iPhone is when you carry a power bank everywhere

[shaurya @shauseth]

do you think genghis khan had a dashboard to give him operational insights

[darpan @darpunn]

Ever since I was born it has been my dream to get margin called on amul gold pasteurised full cream milk derivatives

[droodle @droodbug]

when she has a foidian slip and accidentally reveals something she didn’t want to

[Femboy Military Flight Sims @FemboyDCS]

I never considered that "room temperature IQ" refers to fahrenheit, I thought the point was that someone is a braindead slug creature with an IQ of 20, which is so much better

[Richard Ahn @rihntv]

guy who faked-it-until-he-made-it but was starting to get in over his head can’t believe his luck when llms launched

[Tandy @LFC_Tandy]

Bro what the actual f*ck

[︎︎ s @saeioura]

i could never be a gambler i just spent money on pastries that weren’t even that good and my chest started to hurt

[fresils @iFresils]

please, wear your nice clothes everyday. the special occasion is being alive.

[justine mach @justinemach_]

an idiot in motion goes further than a genius at rest

[boto @TsarinaBomba]

I’ve boarded flights on percents you wouldn’t go to the bathroom with

[ein @stylishdawg]

devastated to report that i upgraded to a slightly more expensive apartment and it basically fixed everything wrong with my life

[Rhys @RhysSullivan]

Horrifying to be listening to a human being speak and realize they’re just a vessel for Claude

[tautologer @tautologer]

just remember that getting sleepy in the late afternoon is consistent with the hypothesis that tricksy sleep fairies are sprinkling sleep dust in your ears when you're not looking

[Rohan @rohansonalkar]

It takes that one friend settled in US to visit Mumbai for all other friends staying in Mumbai to meet each other.

[Carl @HistoryBoomer]

If you've spent half your life not knowing what the sunk-cost fallacy is, it's probably not worth learning it now.