JustTejas

Follow for new stand-up clips, questionable wisdom, and the occasional joke that even my mom disapproves of.

[JustTejas @tejasthakur02]

Form is temporary, Mumbai Metro Construction is permanent.

My first YouTube Standup Comedy Video is out! Link in Bio!

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Arsenal reach agreement with Club Brugge to sign Christos Tzolis. Deal for 24yo left winger done at €40m asking price set by #ClubBrugge. Move in process of being finalised - Greece international wanted & prioritised #AFC move throughout @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/iYMBAjVc3k

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴⚪️ Christos Tzolis to Arsenal, here we go! Deal signed between the two clubs for €40m fee, Club Brugge authorize Christos for medical.

New winger for Arteta as Tzolis only wanted Arsenal, saying no to other clubs. Deal done, as @dimitrismanakos reported.

👀 #AFC also working hard on Morgan Rogers behind scenes.

[Polymarket FC @PolymarketFC]

🚨 Arsenal are the Premier League Club with the MOST goal involvements in the 2026 World Cup. 🔴⚪️

[Villarreal CF @VillarrealCF]

Magia eterna 💛💙

[Leo Dasilva @SirLeoBDasilva]

lol Cazorla is so loved that all 3 of his clubs collaborated to wish him a happy retirement on one post

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇪🇸 Santi Cazorla retires from professional football.

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

sour grapes with your pizza, Jurgen?

[ACCRA MAYOR 🥲🥷 @0panaa_1]

Messi at 36 years 😘

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

Off goes Madueke, on comes Bukayo Saka. At home watches Cole Palmer.

What a World Cup.

[drey @Dreymwangi]

What did i just read?

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

How do you like those Arsenal set-pieces now? 👀😂

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

20 years of Messi ✨

#FIFAWorldCu20 years of Messi ✨

#FIFAWorldCu20 years of Messi ✨

#FIFAWorldCu20 years of Messi ✨

#FIFAWorldCu20 years of Messi ✨

#FIFAWorldCu20 years of Messi ✨

#FIFAWorldCup

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

Messi again, again, and again...

#FIFAWorldCup

[Gyök Hive #14🏆 @_Gunner4Life_28]

Puts a smile on my face everytime I come across this post on my TL

[londonwillalwaysbeblue @ldnwillbeblue]

This is their backup lw signing lmao. He’d probably start for us at the moment.

They want one of Rogers and Barcola aswell lol, we aren’t catching up with these guys for at least 5 years.

[North Bank Nadim @NorthBankNadim]

Why do Chelsea fans need to go back 12 years to feel good about their dogshit club?

[Blacki.e @beingblackie_]

😂this made me cry

[Red Cartel Era @RedCartelHQ]

One thing that's really hurting City fans...

Arteta won the league while Pep was still around 😭

[Red Cartel Era @RedCartelHQ]

Everybody nonchalant until they're 4 points behind with one game left 😭