Tej L

I sit and stare at Microsoft Excel for way too long | Equity Research |
Here for the Fintwit

[Tej L @TejL1133]

Dhurandar 3 mein ye master stroke samjhega

[Tej L @TejL1133]

@akanksha7196 Me once my Claude limit for the day hits

[Tej L @TejL1133]

Nethanol Gadkari and bloodline rejoices

[RedboxGlobal India @REDBOXINDIA]

INDIA STATES SUGAR EXPORTS ARE BANNED WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT UNTIL SEPTEMBER 30, 2026, OR UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE, WHICHEVER COMES FIRST – GOVERNMENT ORDER

[super dhaasu @SuperDhaasu]

I extend our heartfelt gratitude to the Income Tax Department and the Government.

The detailed disclosures show true commitment to extracting every drop of juice from us taxpayers, India’s finest organic non-GMO sugarcane.

Once crushed, that pure juice is then blended into ethanol via the real success story: Ladla-Ladli Yojnas.

Truly visionary. We are proud to fuel this sustainable cycle.

Ganne ka juice Bharat 2097.

Jai Hind. 🇮🇳

[Tej L @TejL1133]

@In_Sane_Saint Coros is great too

[Tej L @TejL1133]

Google's launch might just improve Whoop for existing users 😂
Win win

[WHOOP @WHOOP]

Heart rate accuracy. Coaching that knows you even better. Strength trends and PRs. Medical records. On-demand clinical consultations.

A look at what’s new and what’s next on WHOOP, with more to share every few months. 👇

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

Just found out about recency bias, it's gotta be the best and most interesting kind of bias

[Tej L @TejL1133]

@deepigoyal @temple Did you use the "screenless wrist tracker" on the bicep or the wrist? Makes a big difference to HR readings

[Tej L @TejL1133]

Happy April Fool's to the taxpaying voters of the country 🥰

[Sharad Dubey @Sharad9Dubey]

WHAT CHANGES FROM APRIL 1

Commercial LPG prices hiked by Rs 195.5

IOCL increases ATF price

New Income Tax Act 2025 comes into force

Govt eases PAN rules for small transactions

Hike in STT for F&O

FASTag annual pass gets costlier

RBI tighten digital payment norms

Labour codes come into effect

Form 16 replaced by new Form 130 for salaried taxpayers

Higher charges beyond free ATM transaction limit

[Tej L @TejL1133]

INR making a new low, giving up all the gains for the day after the RBI action on banks.

This is going to be a huge pain point.

[Tej L @TejL1133]

@marketstudnt @chiragbarjatya @Being_Humor Hrv ranges fluctuate way too much. Comparing hrv is quite pointless. Rhr is much better as a standard metric for comparing heart health

[Tej L @TejL1133]

@markmeyourze @frido_official @akanksha7196 👀

[Sanket @BTechComedian]

Strait of Hormuz - Pune

[Tej L @TejL1133]

Great day if you do not have eyes

[Andrea D. Huberwoman, Ph.D. @thegenesisbl0ck]

“Rape fantasy” but their rapist is their 6ft3 billionaire boss, not Mohammed that works at the kebab stall.

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

Gonna tell the kids World War 3 was started by one of the cast members of Home Alone 2.

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

Virat Kohli, who used to take singles and doubles in the last world cup

[Tej L @TejL1133]

@jassneetsingha Haha that's valid

[Tej L @TejL1133]

People earning 13LPA have had similar doubts
#iykyk

[Jassneet Singh @jassneetsingha]

Zomato Gold — privilege or placebo?

Ordered from a restaurant ~20 km away on Zomato.

Delivery fee: ₹315.
And honestly? For 20 km… fair enough to charge extra.

But here’s what I’m trying to understand 👇

I have Zomato Gold — “Free delivery up to 7 km”.

So why am I being charged from kilometre 1?

Shouldn’t the first 7 km be waived
and I pay only for the remaining 13 km?

I’m completely okay paying for long distance. But if Gold gives zero benefit on longer orders, what exactly is the privilege?

Is this logic fair and square?
Or should it be pro-rata instead of a hard cutoff?

Genuinely curious what everyone thinks.

Also, Paid using Zomato Money — bought the vouchers via iShop using Emeralde Private Metal. ~18% value back coming in anyway 😉

[Tej L @TejL1133]

Their only use of AI seems to be to write this release

[Peyman Milanfar @docmilanfar]

the central limit theorem