Sanket

एक White-Collar IT कॉर्पोरेट चा मजुर 🙋|
Pre-COVID Stand-up Comedian🎙️now trying to Rekindle | Career, Social Media and Personal Life are parallel universes 🌌

[Sanket @BTechComedian]

Bachelor of Engineering in Information Technology 😌

[DealzTrendz @dealztrendz]

Have you ever purchased something just because you saw someone else using/wearing it on social media? If so, what was it?)

[Blake Scholl 🛫 @bscholl]

Fate loves irony, so what if...
- Nvidia fires Jensen
- NVDA crashes
- Elon hires Jensen, Jensen hires his best lieutenants
- SPCX skyrockets, NVDA crashes more
- SPCX can now afford to acquire NVDA
- Jensen back in seat, NVDA board is out

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@Mizz_Shk2 @PuneriSpeaks Meezan bhai, Bhavna samzo meri 😪

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@whoniharika Uncle will come back, can't escape now

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@thipaka_ लग्नाची भानगड असते म्हणून सांगा नाही तर कुठल्या पुरुषाला गाव सोडून उठाठेवी करायला आवडेल, एकटा तो १५ हजारात खुश असेल

[Chinmay Naik @chinmay185]

Okay, this is how impromptu meetups work.

Folks, whoever's in Pune tomorrow and interested in meeting SVS, check out the luma link in the first comment below.

See you there!

@_svs_

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@_srysh45 Tell him, I shared this

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@baabuOP Previous employment me to compliment pe POSH lag jata tha

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: Billionaire Nvidia $NVDA shareholder Leo KoGuan says he will not invest any more money in the company without Jensen Huang.

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@vedant_twts

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विना पावसाचे Competative Pitch आणि Condition भेटली तर हे 9/4 झालेत रे बा

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@timepass1312 ग्रामसेवक, तलाठी, कृषी सेवक, जिल्हा परिषद शिक्षक 🫡

[Sanket @BTechComedian]

आता फक्त सरकारी कर्मचाऱ्यांनी "किती कमी कमावतो, IT वाले पहिल्या दहा वर्षात कमवतात, सर्वातीला फार कमी असतो, फक्त बातमी आहे लागला नाही" असा कुठल्याच प्रकारचा Humbleness आणू नये. आहे तर आहे, कॉलर टाईट ठेवून सांगायचा, आहे Permanent नोकरी, तुमचीच मेहनत आहे, काहीच फरक पडत नाही. 🫡

[News18 Marathi @News18_marathi]

8वा वेतन आयोगावर सर्वात मोठी अपडेट; दुप्पट इंक्रीमेंट अन् मोठा HRA, बेसिक पगाराचा आकडा किती ठरला? 10 मोठ्या मागण्या https://t.co/TTcJqMrk26

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@Abhyudyaya Who's gonna explain to people who finds happiness in diwali and summer vacations

[Sanket @BTechComedian]

- Steve Jobs
- Sam Altman
- Cyrus Mistry
- Parag Agrawal
- Vishal Sikka
- Jensen Huang
All these examples are reasons Indian parents asks kids to prepare for government jobs even it's for Peon profile

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The hate for the CEO isn't because he skipped the POSH tutorial. Most of you are just jealous that he built a trillion-dollar company, his investors are 300x richer, and probably has a better body count than you. Let's not confuse moral outrage with professional jealousy. COPE 😮‍💨

[yash @yashtiwaarii]

BDSM ( been depressed since march 2020 )

[Sanket @BTechComedian]

Then you definitely don't know who is the OG to fix things

[Vedant 🥀 @vedant_twts]

only man who can fix the microsoft outage

[Bull Theory @BullTheoryio]

BREAKING: Over 1,600 Nvidia employees urge the board to reinstate Jensen Huang as CEO, per WIRED.

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#Microsoft365 is down, Dear Jira and VSCode

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@zack_overflow Same number of people outside will sign it too