@rob_e_thirty @RACEDINANGER This sounds like a very VAG thing. I had an Audi with headlight washers that would randomly dump the entire reservoir contents on my garage floor. They blamed the washer fluid brand.
@SeanFrancis Yeah, but that's also the place he got pruned like an apple tree and burned to a crisp. He's simmering in his misfortune 24/7.
I'm not sure, but he might have some personal demons.....
@mwoodski I absolutely pulled the transmission drain on my first oil change attempt in my 1st gen Forester (16 yr ago). Thankfully I saw the wrong color immediately.
I blame Subaru.
@SeanFrancis Oh, Leo. I've been there. I was infact there very recently. Frozen so as to not make really disgusted/horrified/shocked faces while many eyes are on you. It's that, or smile like a psychopath, my other go-to.