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[te ka 🔥🔥🔥 @tekavision]

@Salt_N_Tepa The amount of times I hear a lyric and think “that would be a badass status” is embarrassing.

[te ka 🔥🔥🔥 @tekavision]

The millennial urge to write song lyrics under photos is so real.

[te ka 🔥🔥🔥 @tekavision]

Disrespectfully, do not ever take me to a cat cafe. They shit in a sand box and then walk all over the place you eat with their shitty sand paws.

Thank you, next!

[Hamilton @HamiltonMusical]

On this day in 1804, Hamilton and Burr dueled in Weehawken. The world would never be the same.

[te ka 🔥🔥🔥 @tekavision]

5 years ago the trash took itself out. 💅🏼

[te ka 🔥🔥🔥 @tekavision]

@hey_joeyjojo @UberFacts Whooooooooo is putting ketchup on tacos 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

[te ka 🔥🔥🔥 @tekavision]

Bell bottoms are ugly. Why are they coming back? And for toddlers? They have enough trouble staying on their feet and now you’re added extra fabric? Get outta here with that.

[抱きしめる @F41rygirl]

she’s a 10 but she gets EXTREMELY irritable and hostile when she’s overstimulated

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“I’ll be productive when I get home”

when I get home:

[te ka 🔥🔥🔥 @tekavision]

30 something’s that still give cars name…. That ain’t it. Stop it.

[te ka 🔥🔥🔥 @tekavision]

People who just raw dog fevers are wild. Like take some Tylenol… why suffer when you don’t have to? Insane.

[te ka 🔥🔥🔥 @tekavision]

Christmas just isn’t Christmas-ing like it usually does. Maybe the shitty economy? Maybe the fucking global warming? Maybe it’s everyone getting sick? But it just doesn’t quite feel like Christmas.

[b. @oc3ansluut]

She’s a 10 but she gets EXTREMELY irritable and hostile when she’s overstimulated.

She is me.

[te ka 🔥🔥🔥 @tekavision]

I fucking hate being sick.

That’s it. That’s the post.

[te ka 🔥🔥🔥 @tekavision]

So I press skip on the YouTube ad only for them to give me another ad that I have to press skip on??? Make it make sense. @YouTube is the worst.

[te ka 🔥🔥🔥 @tekavision]

“You spent 10,000 minutes learning Spanish on duo lingo this year”

What a weird way to say you learned a foreign language while taking a shit.

Because be honest, that’s what you did. Freakin’ try hard. 😏🙄🫡

[te ka 🔥🔥🔥 @tekavision]

Turkey tastes like cardboard.

I will not be answering any further questions.

[te ka 🔥🔥🔥 @tekavision]

@Salt_N_Tepa

[te ka 🔥🔥🔥 @tekavision]

I’m going to need the streaming channels to drop their Christmas movies like yesterday.