@elonmusk When you get as far away from the everyday struggle as Musk, you really lose track of the value of being able to pay your rent and buy groceries.
@UPS Your lazy fck1ng driver left my $300 parcel leaned up against a tree at the end of my driveway - 200 ft from my house - at 730pm in the dark. The complaint line has a 28 minute wait (apparently you ALL suck). Not that this is news to anyone.
Government: You owe us money. It's called taxes.
Me: How much do I owe?
Gov't: You have to figure that out.
Me: I just pay what I want?
Gov't: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too.
Me: What if I get it wrong?
Gov't: You go to prison