He said he would invoke the Alien Enemies Act of 1798 to deport illegal immigrants if he is elected to the White House. "We gotta go back to 1798!" FINALLY, he reveals the last time he thought America was actually great: When slavery was legal & women couldn't vote. #BelieveHim
@jk_rowling Do you have segregated toilets in your houses or does everyone get to use them? Hopefully you’ll explain your policy so people can make an informed choice about whether to visit you.
@elonmusk This whole ketamine thing isn’t really working out is it? Because that’s a close as I can get to an excuse for the shitty human you’re portraying.
Srsly dude. Stop.
@LozzaFox It must be fucking terrible waking up in the morning and realising you’re you.
I see why you’re so angry at the world, but channeling into being a total fucking idiot isn’t the therapy you need. If you could afford it.
@ShadowofEzra Call me crazy, but light travels pretty fast. So mayyyyyyybe the bridge was visible before the lights went out. This seems more like unfortunate human error or accident than tEh b4d h4xx0r5.
So excited for #SMTMTM. Premier tickets just dropped. HMU if you’re a certain sort of @kuntandthegang swishy dress wank stick that fancies coming along to the pitchfork carpet.
@Bushra1Shaikh Wrong to you doesn’t mean wrong for everyone else.
At the same time, just because I think you’re a vile piece of shit, doesn’t mean everyone else does. I suppose.
Your kids will learn to be better.