Dr Suzanne Denym

PhD, Linguist. Check out my TEDx talk on The Subtle Intricacies of Donald Trump’s Advanced Sarcasm:

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I wish I had a longer attention spa

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@SophyRidgeSky @SamCoatesSky He’s vile. Utterly utterly vile.

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He said he would invoke the Alien Enemies Act of 1798 to deport illegal immigrants if he is elected to the White House. "We gotta go back to 1798!" FINALLY, he reveals the last time he thought America was actually great: When slavery was legal & women couldn't vote. #BelieveHim

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@JackBMontgomery @Keir_Starmer How many years of the Tories caused this?

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@RacingNewsCo If she was any thicker she’d set.

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@jk_rowling Do you have segregated toilets in your houses or does everyone get to use them? Hopefully you’ll explain your policy so people can make an informed choice about whether to visit you.

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@elonmusk This whole ketamine thing isn’t really working out is it? Because that’s a close as I can get to an excuse for the shitty human you’re portraying.

Srsly dude. Stop.

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@RishiSunak Fuck off
And when you get there
Fuck off some more

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@LozzaFox Have you heard of planes? They sell one way tickets too. Oh, you can’t afford one.

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@LozzaFox It must be fucking terrible waking up in the morning and realising you’re you.

I see why you’re so angry at the world, but channeling into being a total fucking idiot isn’t the therapy you need. If you could afford it.

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@annecdavies Struggling with facts? Have you tried reading?

The London mayor result is always on a Saturday.

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“It’s the perfect size”

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@ShadowofEzra Call me crazy, but light travels pretty fast. So mayyyyyyybe the bridge was visible before the lights went out. This seems more like unfortunate human error or accident than tEh b4d h4xx0r5.

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@wbm312

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@kuntandthegang Can confirm, after extensive peer-reviewed checks, she’s not under any of the beds in my house.

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So excited for #SMTMTM. Premier tickets just dropped. HMU if you’re a certain sort of @kuntandthegang swishy dress wank stick that fancies coming along to the pitchfork carpet.

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Pokémon Go people, here’s my code Let's be friends in Pokémon GO! My Trainer Code is 5607 9129 9935!#PokemonGO #PokemonGOfriend

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@andrewgardnr But a WAITROSE BAG.

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@Jsenior56 John, this is your mother speaking.

How much ketamine was in the yogurt this time?

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@Bushra1Shaikh Wrong to you doesn’t mean wrong for everyone else.

At the same time, just because I think you’re a vile piece of shit, doesn’t mean everyone else does. I suppose.

Your kids will learn to be better.

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@MrAdamChambers @PolitlcsUK @DavidPBMaddox A man of the stupid people