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[Fly Girl @ThatMary_]

Their mother’s akara business was enough to train them and their siblings in school, but hair vendor wey buy Benz na lowkey ashawo.

Time is already telling.

[Fly Girl @ThatMary_]

Un-Dear Raenest @RaenestApp

What’s going on between you and your EUR payment partner Clear Junction Limited? What do you mean you can’t trace a transaction made to an IBAN internally?

Moving like a typical Nigerian FinTech that’s about to pack up with people’s money.

[Fly Girl @ThatMary_]

Dear Raenest @RaenestApp

Do I need to pay for consultation before your CS team will respond to my X DM, email, or even respond to me in app?

Your customer service and overall service delivery has been poor lately.

[Fly Girl @ThatMary_]

Anybody wey live by patriarchy, na that same patriarchy go keel am.

You knew that Frank Edoho’s ex-wife accused him of DV, yet you went on to marry him because you think your case will be different.

Abeg enter house jor.

[Fly Girl @ThatMary_]

You want to leave a 2 years old with your sister when his mother is alive and healthy?

You and your sister should use your womb to birth your son.

[Fly Girl @ThatMary_]

Thank You God for another year. 🎉🎂

Here’s to becoming, to evolving and to everything beautiful that is still on the way ❤️

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME 🎂

[Fly Girl @ThatMary_]

The interview I just had with a German startup? I’m not done crying, let me go and cry first.

My God will punish everyone working at MTN.

[Fly Girl @ThatMary_]

Bookholic…

[Fly Girl @ThatMary_]

A good monthhhh

[Fly Girl @ThatMary_]

December 31st, 2027 will not meet me in this country by God’s grace. I’ll come back here to quote this tweet.

Amen.

[Fly Girl @ThatMary_]

"Not all men", but it's always men.

If we say only a few men are responsible for what happened in Delta State last night, then what are the majority doing about the few? Where are the so-called "majority" when those men were gangraping women?

💔

[Fly Girl @ThatMary_]

Today, girls are being gang-raprd in Delta state in the name of tradition.

Grown men are teaming up to molest and harass any woman they see on the streets, because their ‘tradition’ says they’re allowed to do that.

The world is so cruel 💔 to women.

[Fly Girl @ThatMary_]

I have researched all Japa pathways, and everything is so freaking expensive 😭

God, I need Dollar and Euro to crash. I don tire.

[Fly Girl @ThatMary_]

2026 ~ Everything Good Will Come. Amen.

[Fly Girl @ThatMary_]

TRANS WOMEN ARE NOT WOMEN!
TRANS WOMEN ARE NOT WOMEN!
TRANS WOMEN ARE NOT WOMEN!

YOU ARE A MAN, COSPLAYING AS A WOMAN.

[Fly Girl @ThatMary_]

Many men want submission without leadership, respect without integrity, marriage without emotional labour, and loyalty without consistency.

Marriage did not become harder because women changed, it became harder because men are now required to show substance, not just status.

[Fly Girl @ThatMary_]

Any man that's always fixated on finding a woman that brings him “peace of mind” is a wahala man. He is simply looking for a woman who will accept his wahala.

I like as God almighty vindicate Annie Idibia. Natasha should help me and deal with 2Baba.

Idoma men? Run away.

[Fly Girl @ThatMary_]

Working with clients in different countries with different time zones can be crazy. I have a client that my work time with her is 9pm to 3am Nigeria time. I have another that is 9am-5pm.

I am not even complaining because I prayed for times like this. 😭

[Fly Girl @ThatMary_]

Final interview round today, and I don't know how I'm feeling 😔 God, please do this one for your daughter.

[Fly Girl @ThatMary_]

After watching Laraba & Balarabe, I used 1 hour to laugh at myself 😂

"May, I know I sometimes gaslight you, but I do that to protect you" 😂😭 I really suffered o.

They will trigger you and call you a mad person. You'll doubt your sanity.
Naa. It’s a horrible place to be