Trey♈️

“I’m fucked up, homie you fucked up, but if god got us then we gon’ be alright” - Kendrick

[Al Shipley @alshipley]

she thought about where she could go and not risk running into klay thompson and the most obvious answer was the nba finals

[BIG MAINE 💍💍 @maineadelphia]

yes brother that woman with a lingerie photoshoot is going to be a great gf to you

[• @yducknow]

When you realize everything is so expensive and still God hasn’t let you you go hungry, homeless or empty

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Capitalism has ruined people's perception of the world and made them think it's normal to be extremely selfish and greedy when it isn't. It's not natural to think human beings should go without shelter, food, and healthcare simply because they have no money. It's disturbing.

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

If u can convince a woman to be ur third baby momma you should be selling houses

[Bugman Hegel @FedPoasting]

Life must be so much more exciting and mysterious when you’re retarded

[Twis rasim @Blazt]

Lockdown immediately

[ྀི @hrtindica]

some of yall didnt go insane at 15 and it shows

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Joel Embiid: “We’re about to get swept…PLEASE somebody help me!”

Paul George and and Tyrese Maxey:

[Sonia @BalogunSonia4]

Wanting a man to LEAD knowing you don’t like to listen is crazy 😂

[Tired Peasant @HorrorGorl]

Police don’t prevent crime. They show up after it happens. Crime prevention starts with funding social programs and creating opportunity.

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

Manager: I need you to work this Saturday.

Me: No problem I might be late though, transport's slow on weekends.

Manager: What time will you get here?

Me: On Monday

[v! @Vullety]

$1B parlay

[Kyrie Center @kyriecenterig]

I dare Austin Reaves and Luka Doncic to have a stinker

[Akira @Akir_a997]

Stop telling black kids with great intellect that they act white.

That is toxic

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Them unc jokes ain’t funny no more huh

[cee @1ovesickkk]

“i love your personality” thanks! its pieces of everyone ive ever loved and lost

[D @wyzeart]

I’m not good at reading how people feel about me romantically. You really gotta write me a 4 page letter and enclose it with a kiss.

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

I posted “i am the first man in my bloodline to jack off in an Arby’s” on facebook and my uncle replied “not true.”

[moon babe 🌙🌴 geminis and scorpios' lawyer @supermoongirl9]

it's ok, we're resting for all our ancestors that wished they could but never did