Tarah Eland

There's a little bit of hilarity in everything, it's just not always appropriate.

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The only adult who prefers doing business on colored construction paper? I'll try smelly markers next. #colorfullife

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An emoji keyboard of yoga poses would come in handy most days.

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@CdnGarrison I don't know why.

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My google history is worse than my diet @ralphamsden

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Feeling too adult - must sing Christmas carols louder, alone in my car! "Singin' & blowin' up bushels of fun. Now the jungle hop has begun."

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Cleaning out the fridge always ends in food poisoning or drunkenness - save the champagne before it goes flat!!

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Best super-lame superhero idea inspired by an animal? Turkeyman.

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I feel like a martini and a cigarette. Is it still illegal to smoke in the airplane lavatory? #travelingwithkids

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And then a second! Lake Havasu City and Camp Verde - 2 in the last 40 minutes.@phillips_stacy

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#earthquakearizona what's going on...I just woke up to an earthquake?

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They should really make the stickers on fruit taste like fruit.

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I'll go to the gym when this is considered activewear.

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Spending every day with kids is like eating endless delicious chocolate...Eventually it's going to hurt your stomach.

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Patch of Yeti fur #BadTrampStamps @midnight

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scratch & sniff food stickers #BadTrampStamps @midnight

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@kehickle the world feels smaller hearing your voice, music by Phil Collins & chats about blood moon on @BBCSussex

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The word Mosquito - too fancy for those little suckers. And it makes me itch when I order Mojito's. What's a more accurate name? Blood bugs?