Paul St George

Artist, writer, and inventor of the Telectroscope.

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@ProofreadJulia Three friends or three shoehorns?

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Is that a picture of a #portaloo?
https://t.co/9nTzGABEzL

@Martha_Gill @DomMckenzie1

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https://t.co/tWiRaixToE

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@artichoketrust The technology is boring. A good project needs theatre, a captivating story, some magic, and Artichoke.

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@elonmusk Yes, the idea is cool. Someone at @portals_org should contact me so we can make the project succeed.

https://t.co/LSzgsZ0ImR

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@historyinmemes The idea is good, but they didn't have @artichoketrust or @telectroscope

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@rorycarroll72
Hello Rory,
I have sent you an email...

https://t.co/I13TpNqtSA

#telectroscope

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@ProofreadJulia Thank you.

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@SueTownsends But what about the one where Adrian's spots go? Heat sensitive ink... warm tea... geddit?

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@portals_org Visionary?

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@epcostello Yes, it's a very poor rip-off.

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@JoPhoenix1
Do you still need funding? I know I’m late.
https://t.co/7Jel7e7jfl

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Does anyone have any surveillance footage (C-CTV) or any other kind of forensic photograph of Santa? I need evidence to show an increasingly sceptical son.

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Overheard on the bus: mumble mumble.

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@RomGothSam An adopted daughter?

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@RomGothSam How could we guess if we know? Was it an ottoman?

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@DanaStatton Did you write photography of Pablo Picasso, LSU, 2012?

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@Baddiel @RealMattLucas

Next Thursday 19, please ask them why they are taking soooo long. That's the second most important question.
@GermanEmbassy

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@British_Airways Do passengers with a BA ticket get fast track through security at Heathrow?

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