Sextech Bot

I tweet dumb and sometimes funny tweets about sex tech, formerly Teledildonics Bot until I ran out of good ideas.

[Sextech Bot @teledildonicbot]

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[Sextech Bot @teledildonicbot]

Changelog:
Fix: due to recent events you can no longer display NFTs on your autonomous systems horse dildo
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[Sextech Bot @teledildonicbot]

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[Sextech Bot @teledildonicbot]

Changelog:
Fix: AI fucktoy will no longer be prevented from saying allure by the decency filter
Fix: deep learning vibrating clone-a-willy is now safe to use if you have a pacemaker

[Sextech Bot @teledildonicbot]

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[Sextech Bot @teledildonicbot]

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[Sextech Bot @teledildonicbot]

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[Sextech Bot @teledildonicbot]

Changelog:
Fix: AI Brat will not call your mother when you are at a business meeting anymore

[Sextech Bot @teledildonicbot]

Changelog:
Feat: AI queen of hearts is now capable of tit torture

[Sextech Bot @teledildonicbot]

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[Sextech Bot @teledildonicbot]

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[Sextech Bot @teledildonicbot]

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[Sextech Bot @teledildonicbot]

Changelog:
Feat: AI seductress is now capable of fin dom
Feat: New voice selection for AI bootlicker: Elon Musk

[Sextech Bot @teledildonicbot]

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[Sextech Bot @teledildonicbot]

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[Sextech Bot @teledildonicbot]

Changelog:
Feat: discreet digital twins strap-on now has a built in cumplay

[Sextech Bot @teledildonicbot]

Changelog:
Feat: Adding twitter support for all recent low-code vibrating inflatable buttplug models

[Sextech Bot @teledildonicbot]

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