BREAKING: The Texas televangelist who claimed God is using the Iran War to begin the Biblical Apocalypse and Rapture up all the Christians to Heaven on Trump's birthday this June 14th because Trump is the "2nd Messiah" just got arrested for cooking meth in his church basement.
Mike Flanagan’s upcoming projects:
• Carrie – Miniseries (Finished Filming)
• The Exorcist – Film (Preparing to Shoot)
• The Mist – Film (In Development)
• The Dark Tower – TV Series (Early Development)
It’s 2003. People are wearing huge pants. Noah Wyle stars in a hit medical drama on TV. The US is bombing the Middle East.
It’s 2026. People are wearing huge pants. Noah Wyle stars in a hit medical drama on TV. The US is bombing the Middle East.
A collection of the dumbest dudes you knew from high school felt emasculated when a black man got elected president, so, to compensate, we now have a semi-sentient pig’s stomach in a red hat starting an illegal war to distract the country from all the sex crimes he committed.
To anyone still gullible enough to fall for scummy media hoaxes: Trump said warmongering neocons love sending your kids to die for wars they would never fight themselves. Liz Cheney is Kamala’s top advisor. Liz wants to invade the whole Middle East. Kamala = WWIII. Trump = Peace.
The If Books Could Kill podcast is where you find out that a self-help book you've vaguely heard of but thought was sort of generic pablum in fact contains the unorganized ravings of a complete psychopath. And that it sold seventy million copies
BREAKING: Punxsutawney Phil releases statement:
"Winter, Spring, who really gives a shit? You humans should get that fascist fuck out of office before you worry about anything else."
shoutout to everyone whose internal monologue rn is like “what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck holy shit oh my god wait hold on gotta do laundry what the fuck okay time to eat something holy shit holy shit i’d better go to bed soon what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck”