tDan

That jag that parks in front of the Evergreen

[tDan @telegramdan]

This carini is type IX jam by now #mpp #phish

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There it is! Jammed-out Ass Handed!

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Sippin’ @Wombat_Matt

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@TonightWeBoogie It was full, but it didn’t seem oversold. IMHO

[Let's Talk Penn State Podcast @LetsTalkPennSt]

USA playing like a James Franklin team after a bye week.

[Trill Clinton @aStatesman]

Imagine how dope the America 250th would have been if Kamala had won. Massive concerts, foreign dignitaries, millions of visitors to DC, a year long celebration culminating in a huge party on the 4th. Instead, we get meth head Kid Rock, a Gatorade colored reflecting pool, and a traveling carnival.

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

Y’all acting like you’ve never seen an octogenarian drug addict blow 16M on Reflecting Pool reno cause he gave a no bid gov’t contract to a guy who looks like he sold quaaludes to The Riddler & then blame the algae bloom on a 350 ft boxcutter attack by underwater Antifa before?

[TheFrenchie @ML3democrats]

Happy Saturday everyone ☀️

This is so true 👇

[Murray Rothbard @MurraySuggests]

The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, has apparently closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States, for the seventh time, won the war that wasn’t a war, so now the United States has to open the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the not-war began.

The not-war began because Iran had uranium that was totally, completely, beautifully obliterated, so they can’t build the nuclear bomb they weren’t building, which is why the United States had to start the not-war it definitely didn’t start.

Now the United States, which has nuclear weapons, is threatening to use nuclear weapons to stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons, because nuclear weapons are far too dangerous for countries with nuclear weapons to allow other countries to have.

If the United States saw the United States doing what the United States does in other countries, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

[tDan @telegramdan]

@KeruboSk My grandmother. She was born in 1897

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

doing my taxes right now knowing its all going to fraud, pedophiles and israel

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Do ACLs only exist so they can tear? You never hear about an ACL doing anything good. B*itchass ligament.

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

The Steelers and Ravens have a chance to do the funniest thing ever

[Joe Frick @joefrk]

“It’s gonna be different this year!”

The Steelers:

[Howard @Howard_deeznuts]

💔💔💔💔

[Jason Mackey @JMackey_PGH]

Nobody is happier about this outcome than the NFL.

[tDan @telegramdan]

@SuckMeter 100% sucks

[Barstool Penn State @PSUBarstool]

The Empire State Building is blue and white tonight in honor of PSU’s Pinstripe Bowl win!