James Harper

Human equivalent of Internet Explorer 6.

[James Harper @telekin]

Great night.

[James Harper @telekin]

Yeah, honestly fuck this. Adios!

[James Harper @telekin]

Holy living fuck, I guess this is us done now. https://t.co/lYJ2HoN2CI

[Brett Dashevsky @brettdash_]

A "Tweet" is now officially referred to as a "Xeet" according to X's new help center page.

[James Harper @telekin]

Ooh, self-burn. Those are rare.

[James Harper @telekin]

Glad your hero and saviour Elon Musk was so vigilant in binning off the bots.

[James Harper @telekin]

Even I'm not this lazy, Christ.

[James Harper @telekin]

Ha ha ha, fucking hell.

[James Harper @telekin]

George Alagiah and Trevor Francis on the same Monday? What is this?!

[James Harper @telekin]

Makes you wonder when the 'good' apples are actually arriving. https://t.co/q88THvVPrL

[Metropolitan Police @metpoliceuk]

In recent days, a video filmed in Croydon during a police operation in support of Transport for London ticket inspectors has been shared widely on social media.

Assistant Commissioner Matt Twist has issued the following statement:

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[James Harper @telekin]

Amazing goal, no doubt about it. #BRAPAN

[James Harper @telekin]

Over zealous with the apostrophes here, but my point remains. I just don't understand it.

[James Harper @telekin]

Here's the Brazil men's team's World Cup quarter final against Croatia for contrast. Neymar isn't 'Da Silva Santos Júnior', as an example. Seems to actually take a lot more effort to put the women's long names in. #BBCFootball https://t.co/G4K4Dugagl

[James Harper @telekin]

Why are they doing this and not putting the nicknames? As they would at any other time. All the text commentary references Debinha, Tamires, Antonia, etc. so this makes no sense. #BRAPAN #BBCFootball

[James Harper @telekin]

If Wikipedia can do it, it's not fucking hard, is it?

[James Harper @telekin]

Why are they doing this and not putting the nicknames? As they would at any other time. All the text commentary references Debinha, Tamires, Antonia, etc. so this makes no sense. #BRAPAN #BBCFootball

[James Harper @telekin]

So in a full team of 11 in an environment where most people are unfamiliar with the players and it would be easy to confuse them - yeah, just put the long names in, fuck it.

[James Harper @telekin]

Edson Arantes do Nascimento? Who the fuck is that?! Oh, Pelé. Why didn't you just say that?

[James Harper @telekin]

Wait, the 'X' thing isn't a joke?! Ha ha ha, fuck me.

[James Harper @telekin]

Not sure #MAR needed to score against themselves twice to lose this one. #GERMAR