Telemachus of Ithaca

ㅤ⤿ㅤㅤ𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐑: Τηλέμαχη ㅤ・ㅤɢᴀᴢᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏʀɪᴢᴏɴ. ᴀʀʀᴏᴡ ↟ ‍𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗧𝗟𝗘 𝖶𝖠𝖱𝖱𝖨𝖮𝖱 ⊹ 𝗦𝗼𝗻 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖧𝗈𝗎𝗌𝖾 ━ υἱός ┈ ꜰᴀʀ-ꜰɪɢʜᴛᴇʀ.⠀

[Telemachus of Ithaca @telemakhia]

ㅤ ㅤㅤ 𝘗𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘴,
ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘢𝘻𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘥𝘴 𝘢𝘥𝘮𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘴,
ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳’𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘭𝘭’𝘥.

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[Telemachus of Ithaca @telemakhia]

𝗪𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗮 𝗯𝗲 𝗮 𝗺𝗮𝗻?
𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗙𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁❟ 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝗹𝗳❟ 𝗳𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁❟ 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝗹𝗳❟ 𝙁𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏.

[Telemachus of Ithaca @telemakhia]

[Sorry for the late replies, shit kinda got rough in my family and my desire to write tanked.]

[Telemachus of Ithaca @telemakhia]

I'm going to beat you up until you cry

[Neo! @aeacidespyrrhus]

that'd be that antinous guy's wants
I'm a Telliefucker

[Telemachus of Ithaca @telemakhia]

Neoptolemus ate my fucking dessert so I'm starting a gof*nd me to put him the fuck down

[Telemachus of Ithaca @telemakhia]

MOTHERFUCKER????!??

[Neo! @aeacidespyrrhus]

*eats her dessert*

[Telemachus of Ithaca @telemakhia]

The truth.

[Neo! @aeacidespyrrhus]

WELL WELL WELL
WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE.

[Telemachus of Ithaca @telemakhia]

Fine. I will support you in your Antinous-chasing behavior, but I am still allowed to judge his dumb ass because Gods know his brain is actually a brick

[Telemachus! @Ithacan_flower]

mimimi.

[Telemachus of Ithaca @telemakhia]

i know. i still hate.

[Telemachus! @Ithacan_flower]

your taste isn't better

[Telemachus of Ithaca @telemakhia]

i have to wear Hephaestus™-brand contact lenses so it's okay for me to date shit garbage boys, i can't see the red flags because i have myopia.

[Telemachus of Ithaca @telemakhia]

i'm not judging your taste in men, my taste in men is also shit

i'm judging your taste in antinous

[Telemachus of Ithaca @telemakhia]

i'm a hater

[Telemachus! @Ithacan_flower]

bestie why-

[... @ELECTRAEDHEART]

all i ever wanted was to be someone’s son .

[Telemachus of Ithaca @telemakhia]

"Uh... So..."

...

"Wanna tell me what you want for Christmas?"

[Telemachus of Ithaca @telemakhia]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........

[Telemachus! @Ithacan_flower]

YES?!?!

[Telemachus of Ithaca @telemakhia]

Sometimes
A Telemache has questions.

[⤜♡→ 𝐀𝐊𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐔𝐒. @graecusbrach]

idk who antinous is but he sounds stinky.

[Telemachus of Ithaca @telemakhia]

Do you think Antinous bathes

[Telemachus of Ithaca @telemakhia]

SHAME ON YOU, SIBLING. SHAME ON YOU.

[Telemachus! @Ithacan_flower]

LET ME LIVE.

[Telemachus of Ithaca @telemakhia]

Telemachus I see simping for Antinous, Telemachus I'm spraying with the bottle of shame.

[Telemachus of Ithaca @telemakhia]

☕

Sips.

[Telemachus of Ithaca @telemakhia]

"Ah, to be a fish in the ocean without any worries."