‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ⌗ THE ⏜ 𝓵ord ‍

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[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ⌗ THE ⏜ 𝓵ord ‍ @teleniums]

⠀⠀⠀⠀ʀevenge is a dish best 𝓈erved on television.

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ⌗ THE ⏜ 𝓵ord ‍ @teleniums]

exactly.

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝓬𝐚𝐦𝐞͟𝐫͟𑁤͟𝐧 .ᐟ @diviniize]

i never had a reason to lie to you .

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ⌗ THE ⏜ 𝓵ord ‍ @teleniums]

push along, “ come on. we're going home, immediately. ”

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ⌗ THE ⏜ 𝓵ord ‍ @teleniums]

grumbling under his breathe, a hand finding the other's shoulder to steer him away from the poor neighbors. “ people that are far too polite for you to be sprawled out on their lawn at this hour. ”

giving a subtle but not so gentle →

[𝙋𝙧𝙤𝙙𝙞𝙜𝙖𝙡 𝙎𝙤𝙣 @_BADDBRATT_]

Frankly, they both knew the neighbours saw far worse from him as a teenager. At least Billy just found it mildly amusing now.

Stumbling he managed to grab the trousers, fighting his way back into them. Mother... Right. The only reason he agreed to visit home at all.

"Let's -

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ⌗ THE ⏜ 𝓵ord ‍ @teleniums]

a lot of the time i did. you were always the most honest.

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝓬𝐚𝐦𝐞͟𝐫͟𑁤͟𝐧 .ᐟ @diviniize]

sometimes you did .

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ⌗ THE ⏜ 𝓵ord ‍ @teleniums]

tony stares, frustratiom written in his features. the neighbors had given him the heads up, it was embarrassment enough.

he shoves the pants he had picked up at his son. “ get yourself together, your mother expects you for lunch. ”

[𝙋𝙧𝙤𝙙𝙞𝙜𝙖𝙡 𝙎𝙤𝙣 @_BADDBRATT_]

There's a groan, signs of life as he rolled over, then immediately grumbling at the sight of his father.

"Y'know I've started fights for less than that?"

Didn't mean Billy wasn't getting up, albeit unsteady.

"... You seen a pair of leather trousers nearby? I'm missing 'em."

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ⌗ THE ⏜ 𝓵ord ‍ @teleniums]

i've listened to you, have i not?

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝓬𝐚𝐦𝐞͟𝐫͟𑁤͟𝐧 .ᐟ @diviniize]

tell me the last time you actually listened to someone .

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ⌗ THE ⏜ 𝓵ord ‍ @teleniums]

/ closeted bisexual tony because im incapable of writing straight people sorry

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ⌗ THE ⏜ 𝓵ord ‍ @teleniums]

standing over the other, completely unamused. looking around before giving a shove with his shoe.

“ get up, now. ” tony hissed, half tempted to drag the other by his arm onto his feet.

[𝙋𝙧𝙤𝙙𝙞𝙜𝙖𝙡 𝙎𝙤𝙣 @_BADDBRATT_]

There are very few things he missed about 'home'-

Passing out in the neighbours fields and waking up with absolutely no memory of how he got there? That definitely wasn't one of them.

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ⌗ THE ⏜ 𝓵ord ‍ @teleniums]

i love my wife monica and her wife enid

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ⌗ THE ⏜ 𝓵ord ‍ @teleniums]

he's locked himself in his room.

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ⌗ THE ⏜ 𝓵ord ‍ @teleniums]

/ HES SO AWFULLLL GOD DAMN

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ⌗ THE ⏜ 𝓵ord ‍ @teleniums]

/ manifesting monica leaves tony and he has a breakdown ok gn

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ⌗ THE ⏜ 𝓵ord ‍ @teleniums]

i do when it doesn't involve whining.

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝓬𝐚𝐦𝐞͟𝐫͟𑁤͟𝐧 .ᐟ @diviniize]

correction : you don't listen to people at all .

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ⌗ THE ⏜ 𝓵ord ‍ @teleniums]

there's yet another party at the baddingham estate and he findself out in the garden with a cigar. turning his head to see the reader and with an exhale of smoke, he greets them.

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ⌗ THE ⏜ 𝓵ord ‍ @teleniums]

/ manifesting monica leaves tony and he has a breakdown ok gn

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ⌗ THE ⏜ 𝓵ord ‍ @teleniums]

/ i love this edit

[ᖴETᑕᕼ ᗰE TᕼEIᖇ ᔕOᑌᒪᔕ @OFGALLlFREY]

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[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ⌗ THE ⏜ 𝓵ord ‍ @teleniums]

i don't listen to people's bitching.

[skŷ @s_kydaires]

What has EARS but does NOT listen ??

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ⌗ THE ⏜ 𝓵ord ‍ @teleniums]

there's yet another party at the baddingham estate and he findself out in the garden with a cigar. turning his head to see the reader and with an exhale of smoke, he greets them.