no thank you

(literally all my tweets are ironic)

[no thank you @telepathicgnome]

I NEED EVERYONE TO LEAVE ME ALONE but think of me constantly and deeply desire me from afar

[T @dfwtee_]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

If you have diarrhea from the parasite, do not worry and hang in there, we are going to send money to Israel.

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Lamentation (flipped, detail), by Gerard David, 1515-23, 📸 by Roberto Schmidt

[no thank you @telepathicgnome]

When people have cool, chic parents I respect them less. They don’t know my journey

[Scottish Banter @1scottishbanter]

El Glasigo 🇲🇽

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

It’s soooooo hot can we please stop bombing countries, switch to green energy, and give AI a little timeout? We beg

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Palestinian goalkeeper Salim Al-Ashqar has been killed by Israeli forces in Gaza.

He leaves behind his wife of 5 months who is expecting their first child.

[bea @desatentaefraca]

do fundo do meu coração eu tbm mereço a vida da dua lipa

[miri @eggoslug]

I got that deer in me im going to jump in front of your car

[meow @swirli_e]

imaginatuationship

[Ирис @saltwatermp3]

If we are ever playing chess together and you take my horse you are dead to me. I like him

[Grace @gracecamille_]

like even if we didn’t have palantir we have palantir yk

[no thank you @telepathicgnome]

Going through a sushi phase while underemployed in my tenth month of grad school #yolo #mercury #bankruptcy

[no thank you @telepathicgnome]

Being alive right now is like being the kid who actually listened to the teacher but gets punished with the rest of the class

[no thank you @telepathicgnome]

Just had my quarterly cry feeling like her

[RYⱯN 🪽 @RyanW2801]

How life feels currently

[Pope Crave @ClubConcrave]

"We must, then, avoid the 'Babel syndrome,' namely the idolatry of profit that sacrifices the weak, a uniformity that neutralizes differences, and the pretense that a single language — even a digital one — can translate everything, including the mystery of the person, into data and performance."

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Pope Leo XIV on AI:

“Artificial intelligence needs to be disarmed. The word [disarmed] is strong I know, but deliberately chosen because this moment needs words capable of attracting attention, awakening consciences, and indicating paths forward for humanity.”

[໊ @soysabil]

“slut era” i say as i rot and decay in my bedroom and watch the years pass me by as i miss out on core experiences other people my age are having while i think about the past