brayne wady

My house is dirty enough to be lived in, but clean enough that nothing will kill you. 🇨🇦 #sarcastic 🤷‍♀️ #wordnerd 🤓 #momlife 💕 #epilepsy 🧠

[brayne wady @tell3dmonds]

Replying to lawyers.

Giving honest answers to judges.

Supporting your children financially.

Not lying to your entire family.

🤷‍♀️

[blue @bluewmist]

What's something you always assumed was mandatory in life-until you met someone who just... didn't do it?

[brayne wady @tell3dmonds]

When you sit down in your teeny tiny booty shorts, just remember that there’s nothing between your buttcheeks & whatever’s on that public bus seat.

#FunFactFriday 😬

[brayne wady @tell3dmonds]

Women’s change rooms aren’t the safe, wonderful sanctuaries that people think they are.

Women can be just as creepy & cruel & dirty as men.

[brayne wady @tell3dmonds]

That public bathroom dad was far more respectful than Suzanne Schmidt in @north_van who barged into the change room, saw that I was wearing a bikini top under my lifeguard shirt, then gossiped about it.

She wouldn’t have known if she had just respected my privacy. 🤷‍♀️

[brayne wady @tell3dmonds]

@Kristinartz Aren’t we using cream & butter?! What kind of monster uses anything else 👹

[✧ @cessonmute]

Women are expected to treat pregnancy like a minor inconvenience by people who treat wearing a condom like a human rights violation.

[Morgan Wright 💎 @byMorganWright]

This🤣🤣!!

[brayne wady @tell3dmonds]

@MomKrill Yup. You hit the nail on the head 👍

[Angie Rivers ~ Nasty Canadian Woman. @shesrideordie]

IYKYK

[leni @mala_ghazal]

he is so cute 🥰

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

wish I had this as a kid

[brayne wady @tell3dmonds]

💯

[Áɢ 𐙚 @agsurtos]

“Ele tem traumas da infância.” Eu também.
“Ele está sob muita pressão no trabalho.” Eu também.
“Ele está sobrecarregado.” Eu também.

A diferença é que os homens recebem compreensão pelos seus comportamentos, enquanto as mulheres recebem a responsabilidade de suportá-los.

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

If a fetus is a person at 6 weeks, shouldn’t a deadbeat dad owe child support starting then? Or is "life begins at conception" only convenient when it controls women?

[Maryam @hell_line0]

So let me make sure I understand. Abortion is bad under any and every circumstance including rape and incest but unaliving a 1 year old black baby is okay as long as it’s because their mom allegedly stole a pack of diapers from Walmart? Did I get that right?