Gerald Turner

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[Gerald Turner @tellerude]

@MikeBara333 @GuntherEagleman I started my NBA boycott when Stern stole my Sonics. May he rot in hell forever.

[Gerald Turner @tellerude]

@NotSoAngryScout Nope, wrong call.
My gaydar not firing off with him.
Now with a certain TE in KC...

[Crissy Froyd @crissy_froyd]

Moved to Seattle today and it’s beyond beautiful. Probably the best decision I have ever made.

Well, outside of showing the tip of the iceberg of how embarrassing USA TODAY is…

[Gerald Turner @tellerude]

@crissy_froyd I hope you are the sideline reporter for Pats at Hawks that gets to interview Vrabel at halftime. Somebody, please let it happen. Think of the ratings!

[Crissy Froyd @crissy_froyd]

Going on NewsMax on Friday in addition to multiple other outlets this week!

Can’t wait ♥️

[Gerald Turner @tellerude]

@Tonysmarkettips Having trouble focusing on this story all of a sudden, what with a Myles Garrett now rampaging through the Seahawks division.

[Tony Farmer @Tonysmarkettips]

No public words of support. No reporting the biggest NFL offseason story for 7 weeks. No acknowledgement or explanation for silence.

I texted Mike, he doesn't want to talk.

Pure silence.

I'm just curious why.

[Gerald Turner @tellerude]

AC/DC — Live at Towson State College (1979) | King Biscuit Flower Hour https://t.co/RvShSUKUfI via @YouTube

[Gerald Turner @tellerude]

@NotSoAngryScout @Chicityforum1 So you are saying that Mina is the whore of Babylon? That may be a bit extreme even for my level of Mina sports broadcaster hate. I think I will stay at the level of: "Fraudulent, no mind, social climber, dingbat bird brained, talentless. vacuous League minion for now.

[Tony Farmer @Tonysmarkettips]

Mike Vrabel and Dianna Russini forged a relationship that by its very nature could cause theoretical harm to sports bettors, beat writers, and other NFL teams while benefiting ESPN, the Athletic, the Titans and Patriots.

We still don’t know basic facts like when the relationship started. Neither has fully acknowledged an inappropriate relationship. The AP won’t release Dianna’s COTY ballot like it did last year. And Patriots writers won’t even utter Dianna’s name at press conferences.

And many are saying it’s time to move on. Why? We still have no clarity.

[NFL Hate Memes @NFLHateMemes]

BREAKING: Joe Burrow is your Madden 27 cover athlete 🔥

[Gerald Turner @tellerude]

@sal_bandiniOG We must not speak of the odds of a Pukea media implosion and or him going to jail this year either.

[Gerald Turner @tellerude]

@Sturwold87 @Tonysmarkettips Have people forgotten Philip Marlowe, Sam Spade, Hercule Poirot and Nancy Drew? (Had to include that last one for DEI purposes.)

[Gerald Turner @tellerude]

@Tonysmarkettips You left out Castle Megastore.

[Gerald Turner @tellerude]

Velvet Underground - Live at the 2nd Fret (1970, Full Album) https://t.co/0Vf0gMEp6V via @YouTube

[Gerald Turner @tellerude]

@Tonysmarkettips Quit viewing McAfee when he sold his soul to Disney. What a tool.

[Gerald Turner @tellerude]

Is California's Leading Democrat Governor Candidate About to be INDICTED?! https://t.co/UuXsMtUDwL via @YouTube

[Tony Farmer @Tonysmarkettips]

It appears to me that ESPN chooses who it scrutinizes and who it doesn’t based off of who their staff is friends with. Let’s call it “selective scrutiny”

[Gerald Turner @tellerude]

@Tonysmarkettips What is worse is that ESPN-Disney killed baby Yoda! Perhaps they could make another alien movie staring Scott Van Pelt.

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

A lot of big moves in the NFC West recently but no one's talking about how the Cardinals got a new soft serve ice cream machine in the staff cafeteria, vanilla cones are only $1.99 (with valid team ID).