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professional audio engineer / amateur funny guy, book me for monitors or FOH.

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Leica DISTO X4 *Giveaway* 🎉 https://t.co/49HpZJWDbt via @NathanDoFrango

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Just bought some custom fit @AlclairAudio IEMs, these will be awesome to take on stage!

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@vivianalisa That’s awesome congrats Viv!

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Maybe I’m just high, but the thought of a baby doing close-up magic blows my mind.

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Still the most iconic smack

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This but the kid is hasbulla

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Real estate sites should have a filter for “has photo of basement”

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@DevyAbstrakt He’s my roommate and she’s mad he doesn’t clean the pubes or piss from the toilet anymore. The romance is dead.

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@NameBands Diarrhearama

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@SweetBabyJame James Stanley challenging NFTs

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@MyAttitudesRude Your first tweet in 2 years

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Any time a celebrity dies I like to go through their discography. Who knew Phillip wrote so many bangers?

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@StolenVCR 5318008

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Eating soup in a tub feels like cannablism.

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@koolaidd_queen “...2,243 drone strikes in the first two years of the Trump presidency, compared with 1,878 in Mr Obama's eight years in office...”

“... under Mr Trump, there are more drone strikes - and less transparency.”

Seamless imperialism pres to pres to pres
https://t.co/fzXB8QH3VA

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@AlexSwalve Read the book in high school. It’s definitely about totalitarianism, not necessarily communism.

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@Mrbrightside75 Obviously Twitter is not a great place for politx discourse but here goes:

The ideology over simplifies very complex and nuanced problems. The rhetoric is inherently radical and the base can’t agree on where their line is. They falsely equate the democrats and republicans.

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I’m glad to know that my libertarian friends have the dumbest things to say about the last week, and where politics are in general.

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@lizmaebrooks Ick. I don’t think I ever met him, and if I did he wasn’t a blip.

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@lizmaebrooks Not only is it chauvinistic, it’s also a room temp take at best. Doesn’t surprise me though, he’s had a few “weird” posts in the past.