Author Greg R. Fishbone

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@choochoobear Truth

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Happy 95th Birthday, @PopeyeTweetsk!

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@bethrevis

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@choochoobear What are you looking for in a host? Someone to have your back if Disney comes knocking?

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@Spunkyntadpole @choochoobear So the orphans would be a mouse, a cat, a dog, and a rabbit? Sounds right to me.

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@choochoobear This world just keeps expanding!

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@choochoobear @midjourney There are lawsuits on this issue. Probably a class action now or in the future.

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@choochoobear Oooh.

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@choochoobear Same day? Did you plan that?

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@choochoobear Uh-huh. Was that med a red pill?

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@choochoobear I want to go back and talk with the product development folks at Panera. “Lemons, sugar, water…and stop!”

[Katie Phang @KatiePhang]

NEW: Judge Chutkan DENIES Trump's motion to issue subpoenas to 7 non-parties, like the National Archives and Rep. Bennie Thompson, to get records related to the House 1/6 Committee.

https://t.co/H9o7BA2O3X

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@choochoobear Happy birthday!

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@choochoobear I’d assumed Cotton-Eye Joe was the officiant at a wedding who ghosted the ceremony, and the song was about the pisssd off couple who now couldn’t get married.

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@choochoobear If Ape JPEGs weren’t enough of a flex, the sunburnt cornea club is even more exclusive.

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@bethrevis I had an orange cat who once got stuck under a plastic laundry hamper and headbutted the side to get out. For YEARS afterward he kept headbutting that hamper for no reason other than remembering he’d done it before.

“Great cat but not very bright” is not an insult.

[Lee Knox Ostertag - Updates @MollyOstertag]

I've been sitting with the news that Scholastic is self-censoring their Book Fairs since Tuesday. On Thursday I was invited to speak at a Scholastic Graphix party, and this is what I said. It's an earnest plea for the company with whom I have made so many books to do better.

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@choochoobear Back in the 90s, someone broke into my car, stole the CD player, and DIDN’T take any of the CDs.

Like WTF?!! I had some great albums there, and they had to be a music lover to smash and grab the player. I still feel insulted.