i think D&D should just have rules around hitting boys in the ballsss...
llikeee if I kick u in the nuts, i roll a d20 and that's how many turns you'll have to spend catering to ur poor aching orbs~ aaand if i roll a nat 20, they poppp~
D&D ballbusting sounds funnn~ 🤭
I feel like whenever I have a particularly rough or frustrating night, I should be allowed to take one male and just take out all of my anger on his balls ~
I’m talking, whips, heel stomps, etc
I wanna hear his squeals and watch his bloodline get splattered
It's been so long since you visited me,hasn't it
*i kick your balls so hard, you run out of air*
Grandma is old,but she still knows how to give those kicks that leave the grandchildren speechless for a week
*i punch your nuts so hard,they rise,getting stuck in your throat*
@ItsEd3nnn Something like that happened in a campaign I was DMing. The party ended up throwing a bomb at the final boss’s nuts, and they laughed so hard that day~