Her

Approach with caution, and tea. 75% humous and rising.

[Her @TemerityVerity]

Staff at @NeroUK Ilkley - working hard, smiling, 11 hr shift, just two of them... 👏

[Her @TemerityVerity]

@I_amMukhtar Woop!

[Her @TemerityVerity]

I'm in a battle of wills with the ironing pile. It is bigger, but I'm more stubborn.

[Her @TemerityVerity]

Oh, hello Autumn! You're a bit early, I'm not quite ready... Just give me a sec.

[Her @TemerityVerity]

I've reached that age. I'm now grumbling about all the things that can't possibly be classified as 'sport'.

[Her @TemerityVerity]

Dogs are better than people

[Her @TemerityVerity]

#farrightscumoffourstreets

[Dr Johnny Bananas @barbedquill]

Hang it in the Louvre

[Her @TemerityVerity]

Dreamt last night I went to a curry + comedy festival with Simon Pegg. Curry inedible, then I wet myself. But he was kindness itself about the whole sorry business.

[Her @TemerityVerity]

Bongs, exit poll announced, dog farted so badly my nose melted.

[Her @TemerityVerity]

Surely SNP losses to Labour will be the significant help to a Labour majority?

[Eliot @softleftlabour]

Actually, its only a Portillo Moment if it comes from the Portilleux region in France otherwise its just sparkling seat loss

[Morten Morland @mortenmorland]

Breaking news

[Her @TemerityVerity]

@ITVXhelp why can't I watch McDonald and Dodds season 4?

[Her @TemerityVerity]

@Commonerschoir have you ever played the Merthyr Rising Festival?

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Today, I'm thinking of all those in Israel and Palestine suffering unimaginable pain, trauma and fear.

The horrific attacks on civilians in Israel were deplorable. This cannot justify the indiscriminate killing of Palestinians, who are paying the price for a crime they did not commit.

Half of Gaza’s population are children. Trapped in an open-air prison without food, water, gas or electricity, they are watching their homes turn to rubble with nowhere to go.

We should condemn the use of violence against all civilians, Israeli and Palestinian. And we must renew our calls for an immediate ceasefire to prevent any further loss of life.

In times of war, we need more voices for peace — and the only way to achieve peace is to end the occupation.

[Her @TemerityVerity]

Fuck it all anyway. Fuck it

[Her @TemerityVerity]

I'm at a point where I need to go live in a wood with just my dog.

[Dolly McQueen @DollyPower100]

Nobody makes women stay dry like Jacob Rees Mogg.