Temiloluwa = Backend || Backshots Engineer

Backend || Backshot Engineer, depends. Humorous. MARVEL && DC. Broke Tech bro. Constantly trying to disprove all those who have labelled me smart

[Temiloluwa = Backend || Backshots Engineer @temi_tegbe]

Yeah go on and follow me you dirty stalker 🫦

[Temiloluwa = Backend || Backshots Engineer @temi_tegbe]

@amanzeprecious8 @PineappleCervix 🤣🤣🤣

[Temiloluwa = Backend || Backshots Engineer @temi_tegbe]

Had me in the first half, ngl mehn 😭

[Precious Amanze @amanzeprecious8]

I made it to the news,you guys….

I am so happy 😩😩😩😩

[SegVEVO @Seragzilla]

This gif is fucking devastating

[Temiloluwa = Backend || Backshots Engineer @temi_tegbe]

There’s an insane panel in here 🤣🤣🤣

[Cup0fRamen ꗞ @Cup0fRam3nDK]

wild transition

[john @johnsemley3000]

great business idea for film twitter types.

[SUNRISE @munachiabii]

No wayyyyyy 😱!!!

[Trium4ant @__khalid101]

Up yellow 💛💛

[Dulma @iamdulma]

marriage is scary what if he doesn’t want to watch LOTR extended cut back to back over a whole weekend once every year for the rest of our lives with me

[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

It is very simple here in Rivers State.

For starters, you should get at least 5 well starched white senator wears in your wardrobe.

Create a very strong nickname, very rare and intriguing one. Something like Anefreke of Okirika.

Then, form any useless organisation and award yourself some titles. Something like Ambassador of youth wetin wetin. You'll have to add these titles to your name and make it long.

Then, go ahead and create a movement. Something like, "A worldwide forum for the emancipation of the Niger Delta Youths."

With this, you can now add "convener of so so movement" to your name and use it to claim ownership of structure during political meetings.

Sell your family land and buy 2005 corolla. This would be very helpful to increase your status at the bargaining desk.

Anytime you receive calls, don't tell the person you're in Okirika, Etche, Enohua, or Ikwerre. Tell them you're in Portharcourt always. You have a meeting with SSA on whatever portfolio. The local politicians would start taking you seriously and some strong stakeholders would start approaching you for your support.

With this, you're set as a politician.

And don't forget, make sure you're always carrying 2 to 3 phones at all times and while in any meeting with some leaders, tell 4 to 5 of your friends to call you for any reason you can create. They need to know that you're a busy person.

[che²f (chief) @ohenzyKO]

used momo and AI to figure out who this guy was now see fooling

[mike @mikes0587]

Ive found out that you can prevent chocolate digestives from going stale by eating the packet in one go. This also works for other types of biscuits too.

[كروف @i7gff]

مسلسلات رائعة من موسم واحد

[Temiloluwa = Backend || Backshots Engineer @temi_tegbe]

Anime???

[Twin Szn ♨️ @Twin_Szn]

Fireboy DML recreates the iconic anime picture of “ah sh!t, here we go again” Via his Snap story 😂 ♨️

[Temiloluwa = Backend || Backshots Engineer @temi_tegbe]

Play Jon Bellion’s Overwhelming after Frank Ocean’s Pyramid, and thank me later.
The way Pyramid ends, and Overwhelming starts? Chaii 😮‍💨

[The Werewolf @Erwin_Rommel8]

كل شبكة مع افضل مسلسلاتها

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

yall look what someone left on my windshield. 😂😂😂😂

[Humaira @satti_humaira]

Don't let a 10-minute problem consume a 24-hour day. The email was uncomfortable. The train was late. The conversation went poorly. Feel it, deal with it, then allow the rest of your life to remain intact.

[fàgó @Fago9ere]

Unfortunately there's no safer way of loving a person , you just have to give it your all and hope for the best

[Temiloluwa = Backend || Backshots Engineer @temi_tegbe]

@Falilatt_ @TheTemiOmosebi 💀💀💀

[Rafinha @OiFaela]

Finalmente inventaram uma solução pra quem, assim como eu, já cansou de ficar lavando calcinha no chuveiro. 😂