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I'm the NICEST BABE on EaRth 😛😛(Emphasis on the Nicest Babe)..

[Gimba Kakanda @gimbakakanda]

A Black man scoring the first goal of the 2026 World Cup to silence the African continent’s most hostile nation towards Black foreigners is absolutely poetic. Thank you, Mexico! 🇲🇽

[Ski ski @temidvamp]

Leemao ...Delulu, is that you? Longest time

[Mrbenjaamin @MrbenjaaminX]

I keep telling people that a lot of you still don’t understand what “big club” actually means. Success comes and goes, trophies come and go, but size is something completely different.

When Manchester United start winning the league again, that’s when you’ll truly see what global support, attention and noise look like. The whole football world will be forced to pay attention. The motion will be on a different level entirely.

Some clubs are successful, some clubs are great, but very few are genuinely massive. That’s why even after years without a league title, Manchester United still dominates conversations everywhere.

No disrespect, but even Real Madrid no big reach Manchester United when it comes to global attention and moving the football world. When United rise again, una go finally understand the difference between successful and BIG. 😂

[EL NINO @DADZIEKELVIN]

@sholard_mancity I think you will walk alone ... it's their sole responsibility to support their very own...but for me I'm TEAM MEXICO

@miseleccionmxEN

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Waste of talent 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[🤍I’m Sanwo_Fatimah @ummuh_Zahra]

Today, something happened in the theatre that left every one of us speechless.

A young radiant woman, trembling and hopeful, was wheeled in for her elective Caesarean section.

Her file told a story most people will never fully understand.

IVF pregnancy.
Twin gestation.
11 years of infertility.

Eleven years of waiting.
Eleven years of negative pregnancy tests.
Eleven years of prayers whispered into pillows at night.
Eleven years of watching other people carry the blessings she longed for.

Then finally…

Two heartbeats appeared on the scan.

Twins.

The day she had dreamed about for more than a decade had finally arrived.

The theatre was calm.

The first baby came out.

A boy.

The second baby followed.

Another boy.

The room relaxed.

Everyone smiled behind their masks.

After all she had been through, this felt like the perfect ending.

Then something changed.

The surgeon suddenly stopped.

The atmosphere shifted.

He looked again.

Then he said words that made every person in that theatre freeze.

“Wait… that’s not the placenta.”

Silence.

The anesthetist looked up.
The nurses exchanged glances.
Nobody spoke.

For a few seconds, all we could hear were the monitors.

Then…

A cry.

Another cry.

A baby cry.

The entire theatre erupted.

There was a third baby.

A little girl.

The scan said twins.

The womb said triplets.

After 11 years of infertility, she didn’t just receive a blessing.

She received more than she asked for.

Two boys.
One girl.

The mother kept repeating the same words through tears:

“Three babies?
You mean three babies?”

And honestly, many of us were fighting back tears ourselves.

Because in that moment, the operating theatre no longer felt like just another hospital room.

It felt like a reminder that sometimes life delivers surprises no scan can predict.

To every woman still waiting, praying, believing, and hoping…

Your story is not over.

Some blessings take longer because they arrive carrying more than you expected.

[Ski ski @temidvamp]

@uchejombo You just validated that the video circulating is really he. Cos trust me, no one could confirm. It was all speculation

[Ski ski @temidvamp]

@TheOnlyKemi Perhaps you need to ask him where this consent of a thing is coming from... Cos I don't need consent is relevant, when you need kindness from your significant other. Especially when it's a harmless one

[Ski ski @temidvamp]

@leodey4u No of the above. Where is the tomatoe sauce

[Grace @Zinny_gracey]

@tiphe_j It is a funeral fascinator.
When the Fascinator is lowered, it is reflecting the solemnity of the occasion and the respect being paid to the deceased.

[Ski ski @temidvamp]

@vkaachi @Prince_dc21_ Lke.... As the twitter banger wey him be. E need update

[EdoQueen🌹 @EdoVibeQueen]

The main reason some of you are so desperate to know the identity of Alex Ekubo’s wife is so you can monitor her every move not because you care about her.
You want to know if she’s grieving “enough” by your standards. You want to keep tabs on what she posts, what she wears, where she goes, and who she’s seen with. Then, the moment she starts trying to live her life again, some of you will be the first to drag her and come up with the most bizarre takes imaginable.
These days, everything is content, everything is gist, and everyone feels entitled to an opinion about things that have absolutely nothing to do with them. Nothing is allowed to be personal anymore. Nothing is sacred.
Sometimes the kindest thing you can do is respect people’s boundaries.

[𝒥𝓊𝓁ℯ𝓏 💞 @JulezJakez]

You only experience this type of friendship once in a lifetime🥺🥺❤️

[Bhalo @Bhalo7]

"Good upbringing cannot be bought with money".

[Ski ski @temidvamp]

@funkeakindele Pau Pau carried him ke

[Mazi Chubby | Digital Marketer & Comms Strategist @MaziChubby]

@OurFavOnlineDoc You all can crucify me.. but one thing I know is that this is not the church of God.

[Lola Okunrin @lollypeezle]

This evening, I was at Ikeja with my car rewire guy and I witnessed firsthand how all the mechanics apprentices in that big yard kept warning each other off some cars. “Don’t open that car, mosquitoes will enter”. I was wondering, if mosquitoes enter nko, what will happen?

Then they made me realize they all sleep in different cars everyday and only go home at the end of the year except there’s an emergency at home. Like, that’s where they live.

I nearly ran mad. Are you joking? You need to see how they guide their cars like it’s their mini home. Realizing where they all came from, it’s almost impossible to go home everyday due to cost and who will rent apartment for you in Ikeja? They took turns narrating all the styles they use to sleep. Imagine the inconvenience sitting to sleep everyday and they somehow still send money home.

The life of men just hard anyhow.

[Olori Ajoke 🫅 @Orisunmibairemi]

Aremu Olami, a content creator under Cute Abiola, decided to bless someone on the street with $500. He met a man riding an okada and asked him to pull over. Aremu told him he wanted to give him $500.

The man said he needed to call his Alfa first to confirm whether he should collect it. Aremu even told him that if he didn't want dollars, he could help him change it to naira. They called a bureau de change person, who said it was about ₦688,000.

Surprisingly, the Alfa told the bike man not to collect it. 😂 Aremu was like, "Kilode?" The man said nothing was wrong, but if the favour was truly meant for him, he and Aremu would meet again.

Some of you ehn, one day Alfa and pastor will end una life. 😭

[Kelvin Novo @KelOnovo]

My 7-year-old daughter took soup and swallow to school yesterday, and since last night it’s been “Daddy, you need to see how my classmates were looking at me!” 🤣🤣

She’s the only one in her class that brings garri and soup to school.

Apparently, my wife started it to build her self-confidence.

But seriously why don’t most parents give their kids swallow as school lunch? 🤣

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

Innocent people go open their businesses (restaurants, lounges, cafes) say they wan make profit , another person for internet go dy talk “don’t cast my fav spot” 😂😂

[Ski ski @temidvamp]

@DrJoeAbah You are not alone😁😁😁